Yes my heterosexual friends...  in just a few hours the Lesbian and Gay Plan for World Domination will commence!  

Even though the fundie televangelist and conspiracy nutcase Rick Wiles has uncovered our plan, it will not stop us!

“America, you’ve been homosexualized. You’ve been Jewdy-ized. I’m just telling it how it is. She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, ‘Take a deep breath, we’re at the moment, it’s coming, we’re almost there, we’re going to remove him from the White House.’

We’re about 72 hours — possibly 72 hours — from a coup.

Be prepared that you’re going to turn on the television and see helicopters hovering over the roof of the White House with men clad in black rappelling down ropes, entering into the White House. Be prepared for a shoot out in the White House as Secret Service agents shoot commandos coming in to arrest President Trump.

That is how close we are to a revolution. Be prepared for a mob — a leftist mob — to tear down the gates, the fence at the White House and to go into the White House and to drag him out with his family and decapitate them on the lawn of the White House."

Tick tock, Breeders!  Tick, fucking, tock!!!

P.S.  Few more things... 

First of all, I think Ricky "fundie nutjob" Wiles misunderstood that whole "Drag the family out on the White House Lawn" thing.  We are gays and lesbians, FFS.  "Taking some head" has a totally different meaning to us! 

The gay men rappelling down ropes wearing black is BS, as well.  Pastels, maybe, but all black?  PFFFFFT!

Lastly, I'm pissed!  I personally think I'm make a much better Red Queen than that cow Maddow!

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Comment by Ron Powell on July 20, 2018 at 8:20am

Why is Rachel Maddow to be characterized as a "cow"?

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on July 20, 2018 at 8:56am

She lives in very close proximity to bullshit and she "moos" like the rest of the heard of neocon cows.  I suppose I could have called her a "sheep", but she is too proactive in supporting the elitist Democratic agenda and has "milked" the shit out of their largesse. 

P.S.  MF, I deleted your comment because it was sexist.  Keep your hetero-chauvinism on your own page.

Comment by Maui Surfer on July 20, 2018 at 10:49am

Bullshit, you don't know sexist from just plain mean old fashioned hating.

Like I said, without people like me and Ron you'd still be in the closet. We fought for you, despite you yourself the person, because it was the RIGHT THING TO DO. Don't ever call me sexist, I save my choice words from being wasted on you, though playing the dozens is oh so tempting, you don't even understand what sexism is.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on July 20, 2018 at 11:00am

MF, I'll call you a fucking sexist pig whenever I damn well please because that is what you are.  The proof of that is you dare man'splain to a woman that she doesn't know what sexism entails as well as "you" do! 

ALSO don't you EVER fucking to try to pull your ridiculous "without people like me and Ron you'd still be in the closet." shit here, you fucking moron!  I got repeatedly beaten and raped for coming out, so unless you want to own responsibility for that then shut the fuck up!

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on July 20, 2018 at 11:23am

72 hrs? why must we wait so long?

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on July 20, 2018 at 11:24am

...and is there a go fund me page for the de-cappers?

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on July 20, 2018 at 1:32pm

No man'splaining your man'splaining, Maui Faker.  

Same goes for you proclaiming your own "specialness", by demeaning everyone else's experiences. (NPD much, dude?)

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on July 20, 2018 at 1:43pm

Jonathan Wolfman, everyone knows that gays and lesbians are filthy rich from being gym teachers/softball coaches, selling their own bodily organs, doing macrame, gay ninja rappelling from helicopters and interior decorating, etc., so the lesbian & gay agenda is self funded.  No de-capper go fund me page required!

BTW, seeing as how everyone has officially been "Jewdy-ized" you qualify to attend the after decapping party.  should be a good time!

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on July 20, 2018 at 5:12pm

Nope...  no man'splaining, none of your delusions and no bringing up yet another of your red herring BS examples of what nobody in their right mind believes you EVER did.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on July 20, 2018 at 7:20pm

MF, you are being abusive and are now harassing me.  Stop it and stop commenting on any of my posts.

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