Nurse Who Took Pics of Unconscious Patient’s Penis Surrenders License: Kristen Johnson, a nurse at Upstate University Hospital, who was convicted of taking photos of an unconscious patient’s penis with her iPhone and sending them to co-workers, has surrendered her nursing license to New York authorities. In her defense, her last name is Johnson, so there’s always the possibility that she just assumed sending photographs of someone’s "Johnson" was like sharing pics from a family album.
Man Buys $1,000 Bottle Of Ranch Dressing: A Dallas man has paid $1000 for a bottle of ranch dressing at a benefit held by a local pizza chain to help raise money for the Humane Society of Southeast Texas. Guess you could say he really “bought the ranch.”
Cat Owners More Likely to Experience Road Rage: A new study found that uncontrollable, explosive bouts of anger such as road rage, might be the result of a brain infection from an organism found in cat feces. So, the next time another driver goes off on you, just ask them “what’s the matter, cat got your tongue?”