Really wondering who fudged President Trump's SAT?

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Comment by J.P. Hart on February 17, 2019 at 2:13pm

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Comment by Robert B. James on February 17, 2019 at 4:11pm

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Comment by Ron Powell on February 17, 2019 at 5:13pm

Or, how many people were paid by his father to ignore his SAT score?

Comment by J.P. Hart on February 17, 2019 at 5:43pm

I live too far from TIMES or WAPO newsstands to be half-clever RBJ.

Startin' to speculate that D__ V___'s shock therapy held an overdose of MEV, subsequently escaped, never cuts his hair, imbibes/headphones subliminal John Birch Society propaganda-hit speech, has a Reaganesque alarm clock, makes cruddy jokes in his shower mirror: ...the good news is that my teeth were delivered yesterday...the real good news is that they weren't broken...supplements his disability with FSB* grisled sausage and copious amounts of moonshine mitin vodka bottles...frequently experiments with odd fungi scraped from his boots in his coco.

Dangerous actor no shinola!

And to paraphrase Senator McCain...{reference that recent Kremlineque meme post of queerly photo-shopped flash-web wedgies}...God may forgive D__ V___, but I won't or how's it go? Don't.

No doubt he confuses the IRA death merchandisers with an Independent Retirement Account.

Sure, sure I was off base (sportstalk) for no man's land DMV with my rash smirk regarding Waco Texas. And he meme'd me back with a 'funny' some-kinda trans velvety har-har visual.

But now he goes on and on with his ghestopoish 'one upmanship' while the best of us: a:) seek shelter b:) charge the shooter c:)race for a cure. . .

*The immediate predecessor of the FSB was the Federal Counterintelligence Service (FSK) of Russia, itself a successor to the KGB: on 12 April 1995, Russian president Boris Yeltsin signed a law mandating a reorganization of the FSK, which resulted in the creation of the FSB.

On a brighter note, OM and Gloria gifted me with The Nation's Mediterranean cruise for Valentine's Day and yeah, I'm on top of the world.
No sad sad truth! Hallelujah!

Comment by Maui Surfer on February 17, 2019 at 9:00pm

He took a few undergrad business classes at Wharton, I don't know the grades. What I can say is it don't mean shit. When people say Wharton is the best business school in the world they mean for those who worked their asses off for years, then entered the MBA program, took all their classes in the business school, and graduated with Honors. This horse's ass barely limped through to a bought and sold bachelors degree. What a phony in virtually every aspect of life, you people in rural Pennsylvania, Northern Michigan and White as Snow Wisconsin should be so ashamed. 3 Million of the rest of us saw through busllshit and hate, you embraced it you fucking pieces of shit.

Comment by Robert B. James on February 17, 2019 at 10:26pm

Dang,  Dr. Hart. All this wordsmitherry, and for what? The med cruise is just pasta served a thousand ways anyways, politics aside. Not even a dam meatball. I was always more of a Gorbachev fan myself, being what the now dead clammer called an  environmental wacko and all. I’ve danced a bit with the post soviet, pre Putin version, hung out for years with people who grew up in the IRA, and found none of them as interesting as Tommy Sparrow, the closeted cross dressing green beret fencing fisherman who refused to die in nam, or even go...and therefore had survivors guilt on top of it all; now there was a killer who could wear a pair of pumps. Weaponized human half Russian half Polish carver of icons in training, Sparrow could bleed out a Bass with surgeon like precision, having been the teams medic...until he quit the Army to fence for Rutgers. Touché. From Russia with Love.

Comment by J.P. Hart on February 18, 2019 at 12:49am


At first my eyes got red however upon scrutiny your Patsy Kline-ish third (3rd) from last word is plural. I thought I'd have to call in favors. At the same time you can't generalize unless you're a General. You don't know what you don't know. OTOH you've no qualms insulting all dead and living Badgers. Please don't smoke your skirt if you evah stop in America's tooL and die shop again. And you'd bode well to take that short board out of your ass before typing aloud. For the sake of conversation more than a few here in Roosevelt's Rustbelt wrote in Tea Leoni. O!swell: curious if you buy your fiberglass from Baidu. . .


You don't hoffa be a North Korean quant to realize that for a good while it's been subterfuge over and over again about Venezuela. So my leftover typing skills or egocentricity missed an opportunity to bitch-slap the NRA and I said IRA S?R {sic} S\?R ... NRA death merchantsWMDs all over tarnation and 'neath pillows as though it's a matter of trust thoroughly negating even self-evident derangement(s) bale of Mother Jones were finally dropped off roadside beneath one of those beeper-blinkering hazard lamps so I'll have my share of page turning until the sun cameos.

O! Do you think it's~ez being the Picasso of the written word? Also, I doubt verily that if Einstein were confronted with the proverbial missing sock dilemma {paws} that he would continually wash all of his socks. Plausibly why ol' Uncle Albert stuck to gray.
Now I have to re-read War Games.

Comment by koshersalaami on February 18, 2019 at 7:36am

What weapon did Sparrow fence?

Comment by Maui Surfer on February 18, 2019 at 9:54am

J.P.- thanks for noticing, but, at my age I had to give up the short-board for good a couple years ago, a painful loss, to be sure. As far as anyone who thinks the Confederate Yankee knows real business best practices, or whether the "pieces" (there were actually 77.744 of them) are actually humans compared to the THREE MILLION who knew better (education, anyone?). well, it all makes us want to hear Patsy once again say, "Craaaaazy ..."

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 18, 2019 at 3:21pm

The same person who fudged his last two physicals. If I was a Penn graduate, I'd sue for defamation of degree.


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