North Korea Executed Four Officials After Failed US Summit

North Korea Executed Four Officials After Failed US Summit:  A new report is claiming that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un ordered the execution by firing squad of four foreign ministry officials after the failure of his Hanoi summit with Donald Trump.  \

Good grief, when they fire someone in North Korea, they don’t kid around - do they?  Obviously, the phrase “taking an early retirement” has quite a different connotation in North Korea than it does here.  Sounds like North Korea’s developed a very unique take on the old “draining the swamp” idea. 

Now, I’m no foreign policy expert, but it just occurred to me that if we could only hold enough failed summits with these guys, North Korea won’t even have enough people left to be a threat anymore.  Not to mention, Trump could make a little extra cash writing a followup to his  signature book - calling it “The Art of the No Deal.”

Anyway, on a positive note, these executions have just created four new job vacancies.  Unfortunately, no one is expected to apply.

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Comment by Ron Powell on April 25, 2019 at 2:30pm

Clearly, in North Korea, failure is not an option....

Comment by Johnny Robish on April 25, 2019 at 6:29pm

Hee - I guess not my friend!

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