Normay, cagey recipients of our sick advanced american game technology in the form of 52 "F-52 and F-35" fighter jets recently delivered via high end playstations and whatnots, today continued their world domination by kicking total international men's ass in the cross country skiathlon event - Simen Hegstad Krueger won gold in the most homeric fashion, falling initially, banging his head, having to change his poles, losing over 40 seconds, he STILL kicked ass AND inspired a total Normay owning the podium, sewing up 2nd and 3rd as well.
Last night a very modest, sort of goofy 17 year old USA's Red Gerard, who woke up so late he had to borrow his roomie's jacket, proceeded to wipe out during his first two snowboarding turns, casually shrugged as he slid down the hill to begin his final run and executed a series of perfectly airborne maneuvers in a most teenaged loose limbed style AND kicking total INTERNATIONAL Olympic ass on this final go round.
owning your shit (and everyone else's) like a 17 year old
And did I mention the story of two Koreas joining under one flag, one team of two countries? no? watching all this scary international good will our dastardly american 2nd in command - the silver zombie - skulks and grimaces in the shadows, where wall meets wall while the diabolical (and desperately in need of a BIG sandwich - fast) north korean first sibling plans everyone's demise.
This is an amazing Olympics!