Normay, cagey recipients of our sick advanced american game technology in the form of 52 "F-52 and F-35" fighter jets recently delivered via high end playstations and whatnots, today continued their world domination by kicking total international men's ass in the cross country skiathlon event - Simen Hegstad Krueger won gold in the most homeric fashion, falling initially, banging his head, having to change his poles, losing over 40 seconds, he STILL kicked ass AND inspired a total Normay owning the podium, sewing up 2nd and 3rd as well.


Last night a very modest, sort of goofy 17 year old USA's Red Gerard, who woke up so late he had to borrow his roomie's jacket, proceeded to wipe out during his first two snowboarding turns, casually shrugged as he slid down the hill to begin his final run and executed a series of perfectly airborne maneuvers in a most teenaged loose limbed style AND kicking total INTERNATIONAL Olympic ass on this final go round.

owning your shit (and everyone else's) like a 17 year old

And did I mention the story of two Koreas joining under one flag, one team of two countries? no? watching all this scary international good will our dastardly american 2nd in command - the silver zombie - skulks and grimaces in the shadows, where wall meets wall while the diabolical (and desperately in need of a BIG sandwich - fast) north korean first sibling plans everyone's demise. 


This is an amazing Olympics!

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Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 2:51pm

 this olympics is especially exciting.  can't say why.  but I highly recommend checking it out. 

Comment by alsoknownas on February 11, 2018 at 3:28pm

I can't find Normay on my globe.

Comment by Phyllis on February 11, 2018 at 3:30pm

Normay, I thought it might be a person but one person can't win all three medals.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on February 11, 2018 at 3:33pm

Heh.  I'm totally missing the significance of the face down, dead "W" that looks suspiciously like an "M".  Was it those damn Russian hackers that did that???  What did that "W" know about Hillary do you suppose???

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 3:34pm

AKA normay is the very white country!  also they're not a shithole/house.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 3:35pm

one normegian can phyllis but actually it was three of them, however they did look the same.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 3:38pm

separated at birth, normegians one, two and three.

Comment by Phyllis on February 11, 2018 at 3:44pm

Comment by Foolish Monkey on February 11, 2018 at 3:46pm

amy, normay is the newspell in this landmark era of trumpian tweetenglish.

did you not read the tweet where our genius bragged that our bestest friend/allie normay just bought a mess of magical non existant fighter planes which until that time, were only used in CALL OF DUTY!  

Comment by greenheron on February 11, 2018 at 4:37pm

slow on the uptake with the normay this something said by Trump? I have been on a Trump-free diet and not keeping up with the Thing du Jour. Thing du Every Three or Fours Days is plenty. I'd watch the Olympics though if I had a tv. Instead I'm off to yack with my old dad who also does not have one. Oak. Acorn.


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