No, this Cyberbully-in-Chief is not a "Tough Guy"; he just plays one on TV... Rallies, Debates & Daily Briefing Rooms.
And soon - the White House!
Like the Crime Game; business dealings are not fully disclosed & firings are usually administered by Hit Men - but until now; this man from Queens has been a do-it-yourselfer using name-calling, profanity & lawsuits as ammunition.
So settle back, grab your popcorn & watch this satirical movie - Soprano-Style...
remember, I didn't write it - I cast it!
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue & shoot somebody & I wouldn't lose any voters, okay"?
"Women - you have to treat them like sh_ _"!
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes you think she can satisfy America"?
"He referred to my hands - if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it"!
"Deeply troubled women - they're always the best in bed"!
(I'm troubled, Armand - trust me)
"If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you. I'll pay all the legal fees".
"As long as you've got a young & beautiful piece of ass - it doesn't matter what the media write"!
"Isis - I'd bomb the shit out of them"!
"Russia - if you're listening I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing"!
"If she gets to pick her judges - nothing you can do folks. Although the 2nd Amendment people. Maybe there is. I don't know"!
"Grab her by the Pussy - you can do anything"!
"Look at my African American over here"!
What am I Chopped Liver...I want this one:
"I went to an Ivy League School. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words"!
Sorry no photo, I couldn't find anyone who would've said this!
"I've said, if Ivanka wasn't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her"!
And..."What do I know about it. All I know is what's on the Internet"!
Like I said - I didn't write the Movie; but I'm honored...
the Director did ask me how someone could get whacked with a Tweet!