"No, NOT THE LAST DON"! Trump plays GANGSTA - a petulant WISE GUY!

He swears, he swaggers, he tells lies bigly - he's a made mad man!

No, this Cyberbully-in-Chief is not a "Tough Guy"; he just plays one on TV... Rallies, Debates & Daily Briefing Rooms. 

And soon - the White House!

Like the Crime Game; business dealings are not fully disclosed & firings are usually administered by Hit Men - but until now; this man from Queens has been a do-it-yourselfer using name-calling, profanity & lawsuits as ammunition.

So settle back, grab your popcorn & watch this satirical movie - Soprano-Style...

remember, I didn't write it - I cast it!

                                  Edward G. Robinson

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue & shoot somebody & I wouldn't lose any voters, okay"?

                                                                    James Cagney

"Women - you have to treat them like sh_ _"!

                                                Humphrey Bogart

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes you think she can satisfy America"?

                                                                          Al Pacino

"He referred to my hands - if they're small, something else must be small.  I guarantee you there's no problem.  I guarantee it"!

                   Armand Assante

"Deeply troubled women - they're always the best in bed"!

(I'm troubled, Armand - trust me)

                       Chazz Palminteri

"If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you.  I'll pay all the legal fees".

                      Vincent Piazza

"As long as you've got a young & beautiful piece of ass - it doesn't matter what the media write"!

             Ray Liotta

"Isis - I'd bomb the shit out of them"!

                     Robert De Niro

"Russia - if you're listening I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing"!

                                                              Marlon Brando

"If she gets to pick her judges - nothing you can do folks.  Although the 2nd Amendment people.  Maybe there is.  I don't know"!

                                                                     George Raft

"Grab her by the Pussy - you can do anything"!

                                                  Joe Pesci

"Hillary got schlonged - she lost, I mean she lost"!

                           John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson

"Look at my African American over here"!

Denzel Washington

What am I Chopped Liver...I want this one:

"I went to an Ivy League School.  I'm very highly educated. I know words.  I have the best words"!

Sorry no photo, I couldn't find anyone who would've said this!

"I've said, if Ivanka wasn't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her"!

                       Scott Baio

And..."What do I know about it.  All I know is what's on the Internet"!

Like I said - I didn't write the Movie; but I'm honored...

the Director did ask me how someone could get whacked with a Tweet!

Bada Bing!

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 12, 2016 at 10:47am

Bada boom... R&L ;-)

Comment by marilyn sands on December 12, 2016 at 11:56am

Thanks jmac!

From the movie "American Gangster".

Comment by koshersalaami on December 12, 2016 at 2:00pm

This is good

Incidentally, Trump is connected from the casino business, I mean like giving the head of a Family a ride on his helicopter connected. 

Comment by marilyn sands on December 12, 2016 at 2:44pm

Thanks Kosh!  Loved watching "The Sopranos" - like millions of others. 

Read that many of the relationships on that show happened to the writer.  Actually making the viewers relate warmly to Italian families in a whole new way & appreciative for the delicious comfort foods & cannoli's!

Comment by Ron Powell on December 12, 2016 at 10:41pm

He was after the title and the perks, not the job which entails more work than he has the capacity to imagine, much less do:

Comment by marilyn sands on December 13, 2016 at 1:34am

Thanks Ron!  Yes, feeding that narcissism that we're stuck with.  Hoping his voters see the light & turn on him - that would be my fantasy.  Can't even imagine the Inauguration - nobody should show up!   


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