New Study Claims Pot Could Lead to Cardiac Risks: According to a new study just released, researchers at Philadelphia’s Einstein Medical Center say there may be a connection between marijuana use and increased cardiac risks - including stroke. Well of course pot can lead to heart failure - especially when you first realize you’ve run out! Hell, the way I look at it, if Trump’s election didn't give me a heart attack, there’s not much chance smoking a joint’s gonna kill me.
Colossal 3,000-Year-Old Statue Unearthed in Cairo: In what is being called a most important archaeological find, a team of archaeologists from Egypt and Germany have removed the head of a giant 3,000-year-old statue thought to depict Ramses II, and are now trying to figure out how to remove the huge torso portion of the statue. The archaeologists faced community criticism for removing parts of the statue with a crane, but countered by saying “hey, it isn’t our fault Ramses II had such a fat ass.”
Trump Claiming He Didn’t Know Flynn an Agent for Turkey: The White House is claiming that President Trump did not know until this week his former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, had been working as an agent for Turkey, although the information was told to the Trump team before Donald Trump took office. Gee, stuff like that could almost lead someone to conclude that perhaps it might not be the refugees who need the "extreme vetting.”