Never hold an auction at a memory care facility.

The participants make a real hash of it  This happened to me when I went to the beach to see a big, fat, red faced bunch of cheap ass Republicans try to raise money for the town.  The dialogue went something like this:

AUCTIONEER: Now 200. 200. Do I hear 200? 250! Does anyone have 250? 300! 350? 350?350? 300 now. Going once. Going twice. Sold for 200!

BIDDER: I bid 350! That's my final offer!

So much for those golden years. On Facebook, I made a cheap joke about how important it was for you to be kind to your favorite Trump supporter -- because it will be the worst year of their life.

But I did not realize that in fact -- the "year" joke is actually true.  One of the factors in Trump's supporters is that a certain percentage of them are actually suffering the same maladies as Our Great Leader.  Moderate dementia is at an epidemic level for old folks of a certain age. I postulate a theory that one of the factors in mass cognitive decline is the ingestion of too much giant flat screen TV turned on to F*x "News" 24/7.

And when you factor in where they're flocking to, their trips to the Happy Hunting Ground soon will have been accelerated by the effects of environmental degradation -- poison air, poison water, poison food.

What goes around comes around. Mother Nature appears to be batting last for many Trumpies.

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Comment by Robert B. James on February 17, 2019 at 8:25am

Always a pleasure.

Comment by J.P. Hart on February 17, 2019 at 12:39pm

Polaroid plaid, this.

Comment by Tom Cordle on February 18, 2019 at 5:53pm

"one of the factors in mass cognitive decline is the ingestion of too much giant flat screen TV turned on to F*x "News" 24/7"

You left out the "u" in F*x

 

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