Natural Selection Favors Younger Mothers and Men With Higher BMI: Research has revealed that as humans continue to evolve, natural selection appears to be favoring a higher body mass index (BMI) in men and women who start a family at an earlier age. Wait a minute - are they saying that older, fat guys having sex with young women is what natural selection prefers? I thought we’ve just spent the past 3 months railing against that sort of behavior.
Massive Blackout Hits World's Busiest Airport in Atlanta: A sudden power outage brought the world’s busiest airport to a standstill, grounding more than 1,000 flights in the US just days before the start of the Christmas travel rush. Wow, sounds like we’re finally making real progress toward becoming the globe’s newest third world country.
Elderly Man Thrown Off Cliff by Bear and Lives: An 80-year-old man in a remote area of Russian is lucky to be alive after being thrown off a steep cliff by a bear he tried to headbutt in order to get it to leave a wild berry patch. Doctors say at this point, all the poor guy can do was grin and bear it. Once again, we see irrefutable proof that if someone just has enough vodka in their system, they can apparently survive almost anything.