Who doesn't like the song "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison & the movie that made Prostitution fun? 

Sing along with me & follow these really bad lyrics...if you didn't see the 3rd Presidential Debate last night - you might not know the Election is over...

Nasty Woman walking down the street

Nasty Woman the kind I like to Tweet

Nasty Woman

I don't believe you, you don't tell the truth

No one could look as butch as you


Nasty Woman you don't have a Wharton Degree

Nasty Woman you have to stand up to pee

I would never kiss you, don't you see

Nasty Woman

White after Labor Day don't cut it for a boy like me

How much did you say for a Speaker's Fee?


Nasty Woman yeah, yeah, yeah

Nasty Woman don't look my way

Nasty Woman say you'll stay away from me

'cause you don't know me when I fight

Come to the alley, baby - most of the gals say I don't bite!

(and by the way - it's all Fiction")



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Comment by marilyn sands on October 20, 2016 at 10:32am

Somebody had to do it...Enjoy!

Comment by Zanelle on October 20, 2016 at 10:33am

Ha Good one!!

Comment by JMac1949 Today on October 20, 2016 at 10:45am

I doubt that either Trump or HRC changed any minds, but if Trump keeps screwing up, HRC could benefit from a larger voter turn out.  R&L ;-)

Comment by Ron Powell on October 20, 2016 at 10:45am


Comment by Foolish Monkey on October 20, 2016 at 11:38am

I'm nasty.  And now that fluffhead has named our binder:  there's no stopping the nasty!


Comment by Keith Joiner on October 20, 2016 at 11:52am

Hi Marilyn. R&L

Comment by marilyn sands on October 20, 2016 at 12:05pm

Thanks Zanelle!  Image result for pretty woman movie

What a charming movie this was - directed by the late & gifted Garry Marshall & the music is so uplifting!

Comment by marilyn sands on October 20, 2016 at 12:15pm

Thanks jmac! 

Boy, we all know what it's like when we don't get "the handshake"!  Good for her!

Comment by marilyn sands on October 20, 2016 at 12:27pm

Thanks Ron! 

"Stockholm Syndrome"!  I'm just sayin'.

Comment by Dharmabummer on October 20, 2016 at 12:32pm

Ha! I'll play.

Nasty woman, 'won't you pardon me'?

Nasty woman, words you won't hear from me. 

See, cuz he never apologizes... Funny? No? 

I'll show myself out. 


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