NASA Says Earth-Like Planet Discovered: NASA scientists announced that they’ve discovered an Earth-like planet some 1,400 light-years away orbiting in a habitable zone of a G2-type star similar to the sun. While on the surface this sounds like great news, astronomers caution that even if the planet happens to be populated with intelligent beings, we'd probably hate their music.
Russian Physicist Suspected of Spying in Germany: A Russian 28-year-old physicist who worked for a top German research institute specializing in quantum optics, is suspected of spying for Moscow between 2009 and 2011. If convicted, he could do some serious time - and space as described in “string (him up) theory.”
GOP Candidate Says Religious Experience Saved Him From Being Gay: Republican Missouri state senator Bob Dixon announced his run for governor by citing his 23 years as a strong supporter of traditional marriage, even though he lived as a gay man for many years before a religious conversion “turned him heterosexual.” That’s all sounds well and good until he meets-up with former Senator Larry Craig in some airport bathroom or someone drops the soap in the shower at the local gymnasium. While Dixon didn’t elaborate what “religious experience” could have possibly turned him from gay to heterosexual, some say privately there’s a strong possibility he may have seen Rush Limbaugh naked.