Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid

Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid:  Archaeologists report they’ve just uncovered a mysterious cavity hidden deep inside the Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world. 

While I’m no archeologist, my first guess would be its part of the Pyramid’s creamy-smooth, chocolatey core.  Laugh if you want, but I think that makes a hell of a lot more sense than Ben Carson’s “grain silos.”  But your guess is as good as mine.  As far as we know, it could have been where the Pharaoh stashed all his dirty magazines.  Hell, they may even find my lost remote somewhere in there. 

All I can tell you is this - my dentist recently showed me a similar image of a cavity, only this time there were no hidden treasures - just his bill for $275.  In fact, word has it local dentists say if the cavity runs deep enough, they may have to do a root canal.  And that would probably mean the pyramid would also need a new crown as well.  Let’s hope they had insurance.  

But, of course - all this is simply speculation.  We can never know anything for sure until a trained TSA agent does a full cavity search.  That said, it doesn’t really matter what they find in there anyway, because in a couple of years - you can just bet this cavity is gonna be home to a brand new Starbucks, McDonald’s or a 7-Eleven convenience store.  Not even the Pharaoh’s can stop commerce.

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Comment by Tom Cordle on November 2, 2017 at 9:53pm

Scientists are also trying to explain the giant empty cavity in the cranium of Donald Tramp. Even more perplexing and so far inexplicable is the same lack of cranial grey matter among the millions who who voted for him. It certainly evidences an epidemic of ignorance.

Comment by Arthur James on November 2, 2017 at 10:11pm

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Comment by Johnny Robish on November 2, 2017 at 10:27pm

Thanks guys!

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Comment by moki ikom on November 2, 2017 at 10:39pm

Depending on how long it took to build the upper portion of the place, it could have been a literally cool lounge for the structure's supervisors, and the day's favored slave, to hang out in,, beat the heat.

Comment by moki ikom on November 2, 2017 at 10:53pm

But Giza a stepped pyramid or like this:

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In either case this void is here on Earth in contrast to some millions of light years ago "out there" imagined by some computer/computer_programer from an Earth receiver picking up light-years ago "signals'/energy emanations that are fantasized (not true science) into being "like Earth" planets.

Comment by Arthur James on November 2, 2017 at 11:02pm

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Comment by moki ikom on November 2, 2017 at 11:27pm

phartVile illgic no_sense HERE 2?

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 3, 2017 at 12:00am

Masters at abstract dialogue!

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