Mysterious Cavity Discovered Deep Within Great Pyramid: Archaeologists report they’ve just uncovered a mysterious cavity hidden deep inside the Great Pyramid of Giza, the oldest of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
While I’m no archeologist, my first guess would be its part of the Pyramid’s creamy-smooth, chocolatey core. Laugh if you want, but I think that makes a hell of a lot more sense than Ben Carson’s “grain silos.” But your guess is as good as mine. As far as we know, it could have been where the Pharaoh stashed all his dirty magazines. Hell, they may even find my lost remote somewhere in there.
All I can tell you is this - my dentist recently showed me a similar image of a cavity, only this time there were no hidden treasures - just his bill for $275. In fact, word has it local dentists say if the cavity runs deep enough, they may have to do a root canal. And that would probably mean the pyramid would also need a new crown as well. Let’s hope they had insurance.
But, of course - all this is simply speculation. We can never know anything for sure until a trained TSA agent does a full cavity search. That said, it doesn’t really matter what they find in there anyway, because in a couple of years - you can just bet this cavity is gonna be home to a brand new Starbucks, McDonald’s or a 7-Eleven convenience store. Not even the Pharaoh’s can stop commerce.