My Super Duper All American View of Immigration

My father was a dirty mic, my mother was a whop, though you didn't want to mess with her, my wife when she was alive was a kraut, but I don't know what she is now.  My girl friend looks like a chocolate bunny, but she's really a spic.  The frogs never won a war cause they eat snails and drink wine instead of Budweiser. I've known a lot of Jews and camel jockey's going way back, but don't know how they got here. We never had any camels and we could have just imported the bagels.  You know the polacks eat the feet of pigs, don't you?  I learned it on Fox so you know it's true. 

I don't know any ruskies and never did.  The chinks got in cause they built the railroad and didn't drink much water.  They eat dog, but I like the sweet and sour snake so I hope them who know the recipe get to stay.  I ain't got grandkids yet, but if I ever do I'll let 'em die before going on Hillary or Obamacare.  That's how much of a patriot I am.  The only ones who really belong here are the WASPs, their black slaves, and the injuns who didn't die from small pox so they can celebrate Thanksgiving.  That's my favorite holiday. If you don't eat turkey then I don't want to know you.

The brown skin wetbacks are all just stealing from welfare and working in the fields, construction, and kitchens of left wing losers, raping their mothers and cats when they ain't looking.  They ain't gettin' my job.  When are the stupid liberals gonna wake up?  They think they're smart cause they got jobs and can read and write  They don't know who they're messin' with.  You can see how smart I am now by how much facts and history I know, can't ya?

We need lots a guns and ammo for the wall.  Maybe the lasers can cut right through them.  I got in cause of the Lotto, sucker.  E pluribus unum my white, Christian, straight ass.  Today ain't like it was back then when the real super duper immigrants come.  It's all in the bible.  Let's make America great again.  I don't know any ruskies and never did.  I don't know any ruskies and never did.  I don't know any ruskies and never did.  

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Comment by Ben Sen on January 17, 2018 at 2:09pm

I owe a lot of this post to the Trumpers I've tried to communicate with recently.  Before they start to  call you names, you have to try to find out who they are.  How did they get here?  While there is no doubt, there needs to be reform if it based on lies and prejudice rather than a realistic appraisal it doesn't represent the best interests of the country.

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on January 18, 2018 at 6:58am


Comment by alsoknownas on January 18, 2018 at 11:21am

Shades of Lenny Bruce I guess.

Comment by Ben Sen on January 18, 2018 at 12:28pm

Thanks alsoknownas.  It isn't often my style, but it came in rush.  I just wrote it down.  It was easier that way.

Comment by Ben Sen on January 18, 2018 at 12:32pm

There is so little reasoning going on, especially since the facts are so badly distorted due to the exploitation by the tabloid news, that it's almost impossible to have a civil conversation.  So, I figured, why not just goof on it.  Those who agree may get a laugh, and those who disagree can see me as an elitist gone amuck.

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 18, 2018 at 8:53pm

"'Merika got all high and mighty when a darkie snuck inter the White House, talkin' 'bout how we wuz post-racial. Well, I'm here to tell you, this country ain't never gonna be post-racial, not as long as me and my friends are alive. It's a known fact, that darker the skin, the less any man has ever accomplished on this earth."

No, that's not a verbatim rant by one of my neighbors, but it could be. And it's not just here in East Tennessee where such attitudes exist. My next-door neighbor in Orlando once complained to me about spics ruining the neighborhood – a crack that was all the more reprehensible, given that he was married to a Latina gal. In addition to Tennessee and Florida, I've lived in Michigan, Ohio, Texas, Arizona and California, and I witnessed racism in every one of those states. Based on my experience, I'd say a substantial portion of the 35% or so who still support tRump are bigoted.

Comment by Ben Sen on January 19, 2018 at 10:43am

Tom:  Thanks for commenting.  I was starting to think posting here is a useless exercise.  I now grade racists and A B and C.  A's still admit it, B's don't know any better, and C's are brain dead.


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