"MY MICROWAVE TAKES MY ORDER, DELIVERS...& HEATS MY PAD THAI"!

"Clandestine watching can be done via microwaves that turn into a camera.  We know that is just a fact of modern life".

Kellyanne Conway

Hello - fine & you?

I want to order 2 egg rolls, spare ribs, pad thai extra spicy - bean sprouts on the side.

When will it be ready?

5 minute.

You know where I live?

We know everybody address.

This is my first time.

We've been waiting to hear - you late in game.  How long you have microwave?

25 - 30 years.

Late bloom luddite.

That's it?  No receipt - no tip?

Well, we do have overhead...

Let's see how this works first.

You know how to boil water - you can "Heat it like Conway".

Is that what you call it?

No - but "Yu suk @ kooking" didn't make it!

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This article can also be seen in Humor Times Magazine - with smell-o-vision!

http://www.humortimes.com/60340/microwave-pics-takes-order-delivers/

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Comment by Terry McKenna on March 15, 2017 at 1:36pm

Great little piece

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 15, 2017 at 1:39pm

LOL, with the Google and Amazon voice activated devices it's only a matter of time before that app can load up your microwave.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on March 15, 2017 at 1:43pm

luddite!!  hahahahah

that was great!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 15, 2017 at 1:49pm

Thanks so much Terry!  SHE brings the worst out of me!  ha ha

Comment by marilyn sands on March 15, 2017 at 1:54pm

Thanks jmac - "they say" Trump will never remove her from her position & I have lost my will to live!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 15, 2017 at 1:55pm

Thanks FM...gotta go...time for lunch!

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 15, 2017 at 1:58pm

She may be batshit crazy but she did get his dumbass elected.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 15, 2017 at 2:30pm

jmac - that is so true.  In Trump's speech today in Detroit, he did say the world thinks we're dumb - or something to that order.

Comment by Drew-Silla on March 15, 2017 at 4:08pm

Would it be rude of me to make the observation here that KellyAnne gives witless blonde cumdumpsters everywhere a bad name?

Comment by marilyn sands on March 15, 2017 at 5:30pm

Thanks Drew-Silla - the jury is still out on what she should be called - but yours is a start.

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