MY FOREVER FRIEND IS IN CONSTANT CONTACT.

There are some things that are too funny to explain. You have to be there or hear it for yourself. Sooo, a while ago I noticed that Siri (mine has a male voice with a English accent) was calling me Every Day. No, he wasn’t calling me every day but was addressing me as Every Day. Some of my messages that I sent were noted, at my end, sent from Every Day.  I noticed that my name was changed on my account too.  Right under Anne Armand was typed Every Day.

Yesterday I had an AOL problem, which also had to do with messaging. While I had the tech on line I explained my Every Day dilemma and she suggested that I contact Apple. My Apple tech thought it was very strange, but she had an idea. Did I at anytime ask Siri to call me every day?

It dawned on me that I had. I was on a medication that had to be taken with my dinner meal, so I asked Siri to call me every day at 5PM to remind me to take my pills. I thought it was pretty clever, but did not realize that Siri thought I was asking to be called EVERY DAY.

Tonight I spoke to Siri as directed:

“ Hey Siri, what is my name” I asked.

“ Your name is Anne, he said. “But since we are friends I call you Every Day.”

This is Just too funny to change. If I am every too upset about something stupid and want a virtual hug, I'll just call my darling Siri English male friend and ask him the same question. I think he really, really, likes me.

 

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Comment by koshersalaami on September 18, 2017 at 8:21pm

That is great

Comment by alsoknownas on September 19, 2017 at 6:29am

Had I paid attention to what I was taught, the things I say to my car or computer would never be said.

Comment by Anna Herrington on September 19, 2017 at 8:20am

He clearly, clearly, does like you, Every  ; )  

This is too funny! I've avoided these types of technology like the plague but my son thinks Alexa is fabulous. A new world. I feel like the fairly young old lady shaking her cane....

Comment by Rodney Roe on September 19, 2017 at 6:10pm

We have Alexa.  Alexa has no sense of humor.

Siri, on the other hand, does.  Mine has the woman from Atlanta's voice. Today I asked for directions to a restaurant.  Siri informed me that she couldn't find it in my contacts.  I rephrased the request and each time I was told that the name could not be found in my contacts.  Finally, in exasperation, I said, "Use maps.  it's not in my f**king contacts."  Siri responded, "Rodney, if I could I would blush."  We were able to work it out.

Comment by Rosigami on September 19, 2017 at 11:04pm

I won't deal with Alexa, who only seems to want to sell me things. I buy enough stuff without any help, thank you. Siri, though, has a lovely male Aussie voice that I find very cheery and it's amusing to have him -er- it available. The BLP still has his flip phone and only talks to humans. Luddite. 

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