Mounting Evidence of a Planet Nine Lurking Beyond Neptune

Mounting Evidence of a Planet Nine Lurking Beyond Neptune:  Astronomers say circumstantial evidence continues to accumulate for the existence of a Planet Nine, the hypothetical body thought to be “lurking" in our solar system, way beyond Neptune, but thus far - no telescope has been able to spot it.

Hmm, sounds like its high time for our President to send in the US Space Force to investigate.  And who better to command the mission than Infowars’ own Alex Jones?  That ought to guarantee some truly fantastic conclusions.  

But as far as Planet Nine is concerned, many would argue that after the horrible way Pluto was treated by astronomers, why would “Planet Nine” even want to be part of our solar system?  And they say “size doesn’t count?”  Try telling that to the International Astronomical Union (IAU)?  

And guess what Earthlings, I hate to break it to you, but Plutonians don’t really give a damn about your silly planetary labels.  Every night, true Pluto fans look to the sky and send affirmations to Pluto such as - "you're a planet, bruh.”  As for me, I’ll wait for the Yelp reviews to come in before I even think about vacationing anywhere near Planet Nine.  

The truth be known, many of us here on Earth are not nearly as concerned with “outer space” as we are with the space between Trump’s ears.  What exists there is immeasurably more hostile and inhospitable than any alien Planet Nine could ever hope to be.

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 3, 2018 at 7:30am

now, please

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 3, 2018 at 8:01am


Comment by koshersalaami on September 3, 2018 at 9:31am

This was foreshadowed by the Beatles’ Revolution #9 in which the phantom ninth planet kills Paul. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 3, 2018 at 10:16am

Great observation Kosher (lol)

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 3, 2018 at 6:58pm

I could have sworn I saw that missing planet 11 you mentioned in or around the greater Cleveland area just a few weeks ago.

Comment by Ron Powell on September 3, 2018 at 7:14pm

This"new planet" is number 9 only if we kick Pluto out of the solar system as number 9. An idea that I'm against primarily because Pluto has been part of the family ever since I can remember..."In (the book) THE 12TH PLANET, Zecharia Sitchin argues that Sumerian myths of a pantheon of gods are no less than fact and that Earth's solar system includes an additional planet called Shar, which comes near Earth every 3,600 years on an elliptical orbit that takes it deep into space. The planet, he claims, is inhabited by advanced alien beings called Nefilim. Based on a Sumerian origin myth, he recounts how the arrival of this planet formed the solar system as we know it. Sitchin credits the Nefilim for advancing humanity and also for the stories of the Great Flood.

Sitchin argues that life doesn't seem to belong on Earth. The chemical makeup and beginnings of life on Earth imply that life may have come from elsewhere. Sitchin also creates mystery around the evolutionary evidence of man's ancestors..."

OK, I'm all for inclusion. So, we bring in your planet as number 10 and this other guy's planet as number 12...

That would mean that someone would have to come up with planet number 11 rather quickly if we're going to keep things in proper perspective and. in proper balance...

We simply cannot go for too long with an entire planet missing...

What would the neighbors think?

Comment by J.P. Hart on September 3, 2018 at 11:58pm

is Milton there upon?
clad as Moses,
sunflowers & roses
glad in Google Glasses,
residents communal,
never a funeral,
not far excelsior
an echo Platonic,
todays password: pass it?
where God rests
rethinking the pancreas . . .
where it rains
on demand.
The doorman:
Peter Pan . . .
no tramps omitted
an exercise
propelled ennui,
no ho-hum . . .
just a small boy
& his drum ~


(AMTRAK depot:
Exit 333: HWY:94/41 Sout
Mount Pleasant, WI
drying leathers --- @'Bucks!
looking forward
to HOG's 120th!!!!!!!

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 4, 2018 at 6:40am

Very nice!


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