Monkey says, Rosi, You Go ahead and Start (Open Call: Your Own Special Holiday Cooking and Baking)

In comments on one of her recent posts, here is an excerpt from p.3.  
Our very own Foolish Monkey said:

all of us who bake and cook special stuff for the holidays should do a few special posts.  I've been considering doing some myself...  I think this is going to be an open call; YOUR OWN SPECIAL HOLIDAY COOKING AND BAKING.  

mine may or may not be biscuits but it'll be good.  and helpful if someone wants to try it.  maybe fruitcake.  they really ARE great.  so yummy.  and SO friggin fattening too. 

So last night I started my holiday baking, and wrote to FM to see when she wanted to post her Open Call, and she told me to go right on ahead and start so HERE WE GO!

I made Neapolitan cookies. I may have to make a second batch if the BLP finds where I hid them.

This recipe was given to me by my Uncle Lenny about 35 years ago, and I have made them almost every single December since, except for 1993 (the twins were infants), 2004-05 (living in a 2-room apartment with an inadequate kitchen), and 2008 (made a gingerbread house with the kids instead).

The dough starts with almond paste (not marzipan, which is almost the same but has sugar in it) and is baked in three layers the colors (roughly) of the Italian flag.

Warning! Tangent! I am laughing to myself, because even though my Dad's family identify as Italian, I recently found out that we are not really Italian, at least not by virtue of genetics.

Last year, I got the BLP a genetic-testing kit from Nat Geo because as a person who was adopted as an infant, he knew a little about his biological mother but had no idea what his father's genetic makeup was. It was fascinating to see the results. He is full of Nordic and Germanic markers. He is culturally Italian because he was raised in a Brooklyn Italian family.

As for me, while my family name is found in Sicily, it is far more abundant in Spain, Portugal, Cuba, and Puerto Rico. Some preliminary research indicated the possibility that Moslem people who found their way to the Iberian Peninsula were later converted/forced out by Christian forces, and some found their way to Sicily.
My own genetic testing says I have not a drop of Italian blood, but instead have a genetic profile consistent with Iberian peoples. Hmmmmmmm.

So then, after the fact that I'm American, I'm genetically Hispanic, possibly from an Islamic background, and culturally Italian. I thought that was pretty cool.

Back to the baking. The bowl of white stuff is merengue, 4 egg whites beaten until soft peaks form The yellow stuff is almond paste broken up into tiny pieces with a fork before beating with the 4 egg yolks, sugar, and butter.
The merengue gets mixed by hand into the almond paste batter, and then flour is stirred in with a wooden spoon.
The wooden spoon thing is important. If you use something else, I cannot guarantee your results. By the way, the same thing is true if you've ever made cream puff dough. It only works with a wooden spoon.

Maybe someone who understands these things can explain it, because I sure can't. I put it on "baking magic tricks" and leave it at that.

Next I divide the dough into 3 equal amounts and add green dye to one part and red dye to another. I like using the gel food coloring because it's just so intense.

Prepping the stuff for baking is fun. It takes a whole bunch of time with a spatula to push, smooth, cajole, and convince the sticky, delicate batter to take a nice, flat rectangular shape. I do it on parchment paper, lift the whole thing on to a cookie sheet, and bake it like that. (The recipe says "wax paper" but you and I know better, right?)

After all three cakes are baked, I put it together. A thin coat of seedless black raspberry jam goes between the red and white layers, and apricot jam goes between the white and green layers.

Then I wrap it all up in plastic and tin foil, put something heavy on top, and out it goes to the nice cool garage overnight to get squished together.

Today I let it back in the kitchen, unwrapped it, and melted chocolate for the top. Originally the recipe called for Nestle morsels, but several years back I switched to Dove "promises"- I use a combination of milk chocolate and dark chocolate- about a dozen of each. You can use any chocolate you like, really, and you should.

After the chocolate has been applied to the top, I wait about an hour before using the sharpest knife I have to cut the thing into strips and then little rectangles.

Here's the recipe and directions:

So there you go.

What's your holiday specialty?

Please share it- this is an open call, after all!

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Comment by Myriad on December 5, 2016 at 10:23am

I got nothin'.  I don't bake.  i don't do Christmas.  If there's any Christmas baking within reach, I'll indulge.  Tho, really, I'm trying to avoid carbs.  Those neapolitans look terrific tho - I might pass this on to an Italian friend of mine (bona fide, as in born in small Italian town from long line of apparently Italians) in case of causing inspiration.  I myself have no interest in checking my genetic background - as you say, we are essentially whatever the culture we were brought up in. (My background is supposedly Scots all the way back, but I have zero affinity for whiskey or bagpipes...)

Comment by Dharmabummer on December 5, 2016 at 10:31am

Rosi, those look almost ALMOST too beautiful to eat!

I don't bake much but I hope to share a few holiday recipes, soon.

Comment by nerd cred on December 5, 2016 at 10:46am

Myriad! Look at the recipe. There's almost no carbs. Possibly the perfect cookie

Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 5, 2016 at 10:58am

My favorite Holiday baked treat:

Comment by Rosigami on December 5, 2016 at 11:46am

Dharma, "almost" being the key word here, of course! They disappear just fine.

Comment by Rosigami on December 5, 2016 at 11:49am

Myriad, I don't do Christmas, either. Just the cookies. The weather and the time of year just seem right for it, and BLP loves the cookies and other stuff I make. The BLP is more Christmas-y than me. He actually bought one of those laser projectors with festive green-and-red lights this year. I couldn't care less whether he remembers to turn the damn things on or not. (He often doesn't)

Comment by Rosigami on December 5, 2016 at 11:50am

JMac, those yeast rolls look yummy. I might have to make some.

Comment by Rosigami on December 5, 2016 at 11:51am

Myriad, I love bagpipe music. Always have.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on December 5, 2016 at 12:01pm

Betty Crocker Cookbook... cant go wrong with Betty Crocker.

Comment by nerd cred on December 5, 2016 at 1:02pm

Do whoopie pies have marshmallow filling in chocolate cakes? I've seen them, never eaten. (My kids never had cool whip, either, until they bought it for themselves. Or had it at friends' houses, I guess.)

When I suggested my kid in LA come for xmas to see this

she sent me this

I like it, I think. Though I think the outside icing should be chocolate. I'm house sitting for my other daughter over xmas. She bought the house for the kitchen - with that at my disposal the cake might just happen. :-)

(Still got the bad menu that doesn't let me embed stuff.)


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