Mississippi Senate Approves Christian Paramilitary Bill

Mississippi Senate Approves Christian Paramilitary Bill:  The Republican-dominated Mississippi state Senate has approved a bill which would not only allow concealed weapons, but permit churches to designate and train parishioners to serve as armed church security militias.  Makes pretty good sense - I mean, why stone gays, blasphemers and adulterers when you can just shoot ‘em?  Stoning seems so 2nd century.  Now the question remains, is there an open arrest warrant for the devil hidden somewhere in this bill?

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Comment by Zanelle on March 29, 2016 at 10:47pm

Yikes! Three good ones!

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 29, 2016 at 11:25pm

Thanks Zanelle!

Comment by moki ikom on March 30, 2016 at 12:39am

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Comment by moki ikom on March 30, 2016 at 12:55am

I'd like to see a % breakdown on "Christian paramilitary". 

Like % Baptist white. % Baptist afro, %Catholic white, %Catholic latino, % Episcopalian, % Amish, % Quaker, % Zionist.

latino

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on March 30, 2016 at 5:29am

This is why Jameson's is said to be the breakfast of choice for leading nutritionists.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 30, 2016 at 8:11am

Well I have to give Mississippi legislators credit - by designating the churches concealed carry dudes as "trained militia" they avoid any questions as to whether or not they are constitutionally protected by the 2nd amendment.  But if they're arming the congregation to defend themselves against Muslim terrorists hell bent on enforcing Shariah Law, they're gonna have to allow the Mosques to arm and train their own militias... pesky 1st Amendment.

R&L ;-)

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 30, 2016 at 8:31am

Thanks guys!

Comment by nerd cred on March 30, 2016 at 8:34am

Why do they need a law?

Didn't I read that Mother Zion church, where the seven were shot, has armed parishioners now? At least I heart that some churches do that. Black churches in particular. There's definitely one here. Ok, maybe not the most respectable church in town but yet ...

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