Melania Trump Slams Media Over Coverage of Her Be Best Tour: First lady Melania Trump took center stage with disgraced former Fox News host Eric Bolling in Las Vegas and immediately began slamming the media’s gossipy coverage of her “Be Best” speaking tour - a tour dedicated to warning citizens about the dangers of opioids and bullying.
Yea, well - perhaps she’d have just a wee bit more credibility if 1) she took the stage with someone other than a guy who was fired by Fox News for sending unsolicited lewd photographs and texts to three female colleagues and 2) if her lecturing everyone about bullying didn’t sound to a lot of people like some Mrs. Jeffrey Dahmer warning citizens about the evils of cannibalism.
And frankly, what I don’t understand is - since her, Donald, Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric, and all their good pals have been camped out in the White House - who the hell would wanna take a bunch of opioids anyway? Especially when it’s pretty obvious that about the only way to really escape all this Trump mess would be a really strong hallucinogen - and preferably one that could last till 2020. Now, where the hell’s Timothy Leary when you really need him?