"MELANIA FINDS 'LAST STRAW' LOOPHOLE FOR DIVORCE" - Top Ten Whine List!

"My marriage?  It's working like fine-tuned machine", Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done.

But today - it's a different story; caught off-guard pouring over the tabloids in the 10 items or less checkout line at the Piggly-Wiggly in Florida.

Who knew when or where she'd crack; she was so vulnerable.

But, when a tear dropped down on the divider between Melania's yogurt & rice cakes & Billy Bob's beer & condoms - the whole line listened-in to her...

Top Ten Whine List:

10.  Donald didn't like my body language at the Inauguration...I was not signaling for help - 'the rain' that wasn't there went in my eye!

9.  He just doesn't understand when the press shouts, "Melania, blink twice for an Intervention"!

8.  He threatened, "You're at the age where I trade them in" & I said, "I'm at the age where a Billion will be a starting number"!

7.  He wants me wrapped in cellophane when he comes home on weekends & I said, "If you bring George Clooney with you"!

6.  I told him I can't find my Immigration papers & he brought bricks for our bed!

5.  I told him I didn't sign up for this - try living on $40 & clean marble all day & he said, "I know a Governor who'll do it for 30"!

4.  He makes me wear Days of the Week panties so he can keep score - he says on Mondays he's Par!

 3.  I wanted to see the Statue of Liberty & he said, "You already saw it"!

2.  He notices missing tiles in the Lincoln Tunnel but doesn't even mention I bought a 3rd Breast!

And #1 ....

I know what Russia has on him...he just doesn't know how to do small talk!

That one night in their homey dacha - he was itching & told Mrs. Putin "You have small pussy"!

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This article can also be seen in Humor Times Magazine - but with dirtier pictures or - you can just imagine them.

http://www.humortimes.com/60280/melania-last-straw/

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Comment by koshersalaami on March 10, 2017 at 9:09am

Regarding #8:

What do you figure her prenup looks like? 

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 10, 2017 at 9:21am

Hope she gets big bucks when her lawyers pull the trigger.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 10, 2017 at 10:43am

Thanks Kosh...who cares about the prenup - I want to see HIS Tax Returns!

But seriously - with the prenup; he'll throw in a coupla steaks & bottles of water!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 10, 2017 at 10:48am

Thanks jmac - I think she can get more...she can speak 6 Languages.  Donald only 1..."Twitter"!

Comment by Foolish Monkey on March 10, 2017 at 12:41pm

and one is a stretch!

this is one of your best marilyn!  I loved it.  :D

(poor melania) 

Comment by Ron Powell on March 10, 2017 at 1:07pm

Melania Trump Broke U.S. Immigration Law To Work as a Model In 1996, according to documents obtained by the Associated Press.

Melania was paid $20,056 for 10 modeling jobs that occurred in the seven weeks before she got a work visa.

More grounds, but for what? And by whom?

Somebody was screwing without proper documentation. 

Let's investigate!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 10, 2017 at 4:36pm

Thanks Foolish M....I hope she finds some lawyers left in Washington after Jeff Sessions "Round-Up"!  ha ha  What's next, Accountants?

Comment by marilyn sands on March 10, 2017 at 4:40pm

Thanks Ron!  Who can keep up with their Crimes & Misdemeanors?  What HAVEN'T they done? 

Comment by Lois Wickstrom on March 13, 2017 at 12:58pm

I feel sorry for Melania. She did not run for office. She is not paid to be First Lady. She doesn't want to do the work. Let her be.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 14, 2017 at 9:44pm

Thanks Lois - yes, I agree.  He emotionally "groomed" her for this position & it's part of being married to him.  He would've never become president without having a wife.  I guess somebody's got to do it.

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