Man Swept Into Bryde Whale’s Mouth and Lives

Man Swept Into Bryde Whale’s Mouth and Lives:  A South African dive tour operator was swept into a Bryde Whale’s mouth as the whale passed by during a feeding frenzy, while gulping down everything in its path - but fortunately, the 51-year-old diver was ejected out of the whale’s mouth after a mere 1.8 seconds.

Wow, what an incredible story of almost Biblical proportions!  I mean, first I read this - and then you tell me the Jonas Brothers are making a come back?  Coincidence - who knows?  So there’s that and - wait a minute!  Now that I think about it - why I too was in Wales once - about 10 years ago.  Just love the British Isles!      

But all kidding aside, I know exactly how that whale must have felt.  Why, I had a fly buzz straight into my mouth one time.  It was disgusting!  All I can say is, I don’t wanna be the one who had to clean that off that damn wetsuit.

Now what I wanna know is, how do they know this poor schmuck was stuck in the whale’s mouth for exactly “1.8 seconds?"  I mean, under the circumstances, couldn’t we just round it all off to say - 2 seconds?  And come on, if you saw a someone in the process of being swallowed by a huge whale - would your first instinct be to start timing it?

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Comment by koshersalaami on March 10, 2019 at 8:06pm

If there’s video it’s easy

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 10, 2019 at 8:25pm

I watched the video also, I was simply making a joke my friend.  Never consider my response to any given news story as serious (lol). 

Comment by J.P. Hart on March 11, 2019 at 4:01am

Man Swept Into Bryde Whale’s Mouth and Lives:

Presumably he'll save on his next haircut and/or close shave

Lucky the whale knows the lyrics to Sinatra's My Way

file: Can't believe I just typed that

Comment by Ron Powell on March 12, 2019 at 8:26am


The development of whaling from the 18th century onwards made it clear that most, if not all, species of whale were incapable of swallowing a man, leading to much controversy about the veracity of the biblical story of Jonah.[102]

------Wikipedia

Comment by Johnny Robish on March 12, 2019 at 12:06pm

Interesting - I've never read that.

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