Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie

Man Sues His Date for Texting During a Movie:  A Texas man is suing the date he met online for the $17.31 movie ticket price because she was texting during a showing of Guardians of the Galaxy at a local Austin theater.  The woman’s defense is that if President Trump can conduct US foreign policy on his cellphone and Twitter, why shouldn’t she be able to text during a Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

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Scientists Say Babies From Skin Cells Will Soon Be Possible:  Researchers say that within a decade or two, they will likely be able to create a baby from human skin cells that have been coaxed to grow into eggs and sperm and used to create embryos to implant in a womb.  While this may be controversial to some, its no skin off my back.  Besides, creating more babies makes a lot of sense when you consider how dangerously underpopulated the world is.

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Study Says Women Find Men with Beards More Attractive:  A new study published in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology found that females find men with facial hair and beards more attractive than men without.  Hell, no wonder those Al-Qaeda guys are such babe-magnets.

 

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Comment by koshersalaami on May 18, 2017 at 7:51am

We cannot allow her to insult Groot!

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 18, 2017 at 8:04am

Hee!

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