Man Steals Bread Truck and Then Makes Random Deliveries

Man Steals Bread Truck and Then Makes Random Deliveries:  Police say a man, dressed only in his underwear, stole a bread truck while the driver was making a delivery and then began delivering all $8000 worth of the savory baked goods to random businesses.  Police say much of that bread was tragically delivered to people who were trying to live their lives gluten-free.  Neighbors say they’re not surprised and described thief as a crusty old man who is basically a loafer.  Meanwhile, the company claims the robbery has cost them a lot of dough.

Trump Hints White House Visit for North Korea’s Kim:  President Trump says he may invite North Korean leader Kim Jong un to the White House if next week’s historic summit goes well.  Terrific!  Hell, maybe he could sleep in Melania’s bed.  She doesn’t seem to be using it.  And while we’re at it, why not also invite Assad, Duterte, Putin and Erdogan over and make it a party?

Budget Cutbacks Hurt Response to Whooping Cough:  Health officials are blaming budget cuts for their inability to deal with the worst outbreak of Whooping Cough to hit the area since the 1940’s.  One thing’s for sure, if they’re really serious about solving this problem, they’re gonna need to “cough-up” more funds.

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