Man Runs Back Into Burning Home to Save His Beer

Man Runs Back Into Burning Home to Save His Beer:  Firefighters say a Georgia man is lucky to be alive after he and his family fled a burning house, but then decided to go back in to retrieve the remainder of his six-pack of Bud Light and got caught in a backdraft - which slammed the door shut on him.  Now on the surface, that may seem like a foolish thing to do, but neighbors are calling him a hero for trying to save his “best buds.”

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Study Says Ice in UK Fast-Food Chains Has More Bacteria Than Toilets:  A new study by the Daily Mail found that six out of 10 of Britain’s most popular fast-food chains including McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, Starbucks, Café Rouge and Nando’s serve ice that contains more bacteria than is found in their toilets.  So next time you’re ordering fast-food and the cashier asks you “would you care for anything to drink with that” - just tell them “no thanks, I’ll just be drinking right out of the toilet.”

 

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Bra With Sensors That Can Detect Breast Cancer:  A new $1000 bra that is lined with extremely precision sensors which are designed to detect breast cancer, is expected to hit the market very soon.  In addition, the bra can also inform you when you’re about to run out of money - which will likely happen shortly after you finish shelling out a thousand bucks for a bra.

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Comment by Tom Cordle on January 13, 2019 at 10:14pm

Of course it was Georgia. But hey, maybe that guy wasn't such a fool, surely Budweiser will be knocking on his door to feature him in a commercial. When the St Pete bridge collapsed in FL, one guy's car stopped just short of falling into the bay. He went back to get his golf clubs out of the trunk. They club manufacturer featured him in an ad, and the tire company did also.

That's why I stick with Wendy's Frosty.

Joke about that bra? I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot __________________________.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 13, 2019 at 10:26pm

I sell ten-foot poles as a sideline (lol)

Comment by Ron Powell on January 14, 2019 at 8:51am

Comment by alsoknownas on January 14, 2019 at 9:00am

Bud Light is not beer.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 14, 2019 at 2:53pm

There you go!

Comment by moki ikom on January 14, 2019 at 9:36pm

I wonder what the washing instructions are that cancer-screening devise.  Dry clean?

Some, really most, soda machines don't make their own ice,,, the ice is likely scooped into a five gallon bucket/anything can work sitting on the floor on seldom to never sterilized commercial kitchen mat more often wet than dry... then the five gallon bucket (maybe clean, likely not as much as  if you thought you had to be the one licking the handle and the insides of) is heaved by usually the lowest person on the totem pole to the top edge of the ice and soda dispenser, dumped over with great relief along with whatever else inside or outside the bucket may fall into the dispenser's ice chest.

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