Man Gets Bitten on Face Trying to Barbecue Rattlesnake: Upon seeing a rattlesnake slither into the birthday BBQ he was hosting in his yard, a 48-year-old Arizona man named Victor Pratt decided to impress his guests on how to catch and cook a rattlesnake, but lost his grip while playing with the snake and got bitten on his neck and face. Gee, playing with the snake before trying to grill it? Makes you wonder, didn’t his mother ever warn him you’re not supposed to play with your food? All I can say is - keep this nonsense up and there won’t be anyone left to vote for President Trump next election.
Beijing Using Facial Recognition to Ration Sheets of Toilet Paper: Beijing’s parks, desperate to combat a huge toilet paper theft problem, are installing facial recognition dispensers that rations the sheets. Wow, that would certainly limit how many times someone could take a sheet in one of their restrooms.
Trump Interior Dept Calls for Developing National Monuments: Trump Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke is creating quite the controversy after calling for changes to the management of 10 national monuments that would lift restrictions on activities such as logging and mining and shrink at least four of those sites substantially. Yea well, what else do you expect from a President who’d think he was in the wilderness if he walked past the sporting goods section inside a Target store?