Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered

Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered:  Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X.  The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too.  To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area.

Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction:  Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction.  Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.

Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka:  White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.”  Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time.  That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.

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Comment by koshersalaami on January 9, 2018 at 6:47am

We found the degree of sacrifice the day Ivanka met with the Prime Minister of Japan with her father and pitched staying at a Trump property. 

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on January 9, 2018 at 7:27am

The i-phone line is hilarious, Johnny!

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 9, 2018 at 8:14am

Thanks so much Jonathan!

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 9, 2018 at 8:15am

Ha - I remember that Kosh!


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