Mail Carrier Surprised by Red Tail Boa Wrapped Around Mailbox: Police report that a Kansas letter carrier was unable to carry out some of those Postal Service duties, after finding a Red Tail Boa snake on someone’s mailbox. Laugh if you want, but its sure one hell of a way to stop porch pirates from stealing your Amazon deliveries. Boy, these postal workers will find any excuse not deliver the mail. Sounds like Postal Traumatic Snake Disorder.
Iowa Man in Trouble for Selling Coffin on Craig’s List: An Iowa man is in hot water after placing a classified ad on Craig’s List to sell an oak coffin - conveniently forgetting to mention that there were still bones inside. Police say the man has been arrested and could be prosecuted for open container.
Ducks Invade CVS Pharmacy in Upstate New York: Security cameras recorded a brace of some 50 ducks invading a CVS Pharmacy in Saratoga Springs, NY before they were finally escorted out by a pharmacist with a broom. Witnesses say the ducks appeared to be upset about their bills.