LIVE BLOGGING: our Global Village Idiot Dances a Quick Step For the Press

As Comey had his say, so shall the First Dipshit.

I'll work hard to keep up but I'd advise you, if you've got a TV close by to turn it on and catch the nuance. 

He's not especially subtle or nuanced, but he's dumb as a stump and wont to saying something so ridiculously self incriminating, your mouth drops open and while you gather your druthers, he says something entirely contradictory!

SO get to your TVs.  And if you can't, I will make the sacrifice for you!  or you can catch MSNBC or CNN or (gag) FOX later and catch bits and analysis.  My thoughts in italic. 

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I like MSNBC, although once AGAIN, here's Brian Wilson.  I don't get the fascination with him by the execs, but there he is.  And next to him Nicolle Wallace, who worked for BUSH2. I like her.  I have always had a soft spot for rational conservatives.  and she's sharp.

HERE HE COMES!!

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DT: we have much in common with Romania. (o-kay.)  

he's been all over the place today, wearing his president hat: earlier he announced plenty of jobs via infrastructure spending (billions) (HA!) (get that through congress!!)

now he's meeting with the president of Romania while patting himself on the back because he went to the middle east, then europe, hamhandedly fucking with politics he doesn't understand, doing an embarrassing rhythmless dance around a garden globe with Saudi sheiks and then meeting with NATO, elbowing and scowling while insulting our allies.  hey hey.  what a guy. 

DT yelling at the world: STOP SUPPORTING TERRORISM!!!

DT: WE HAVE NO CHOICE!!!

yes. that helps.

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DT continues with plenty of drama and emoting or whatever it is he's doing up there -

DT: NOTHING LIKE IT - (all the mega $$$ pouring in from NATO allies) - EVER BEFORE!!!

DT: NO MORE FUNDING! (NATO FIXED!!)

I hadn't noticed how he constantly yells at everyone - it's all caps with this guy.  

as an aside, and so I don't have to listen to his nonsensical NATO declarations and all the gazillions and other crazy delusions.

Instead I prefer to note that his hair is definitely evolving - it's lighter, flatter and sharper.  maybe he has a cuisinart blade hidden in there ready to decapitate anyone who gets too close.

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just biding time until the press gets to ask him questions he won't answer rationally!

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DT: Romanians are making contributions to the world! (like elie weisel who's name he just mispronounced.  I wonder if he ever heard of him before.)

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listening to the romanian president, I confess to a moment of mad jellying.  there stands the typical leader, a person who speaks like a dignified, educated human being and next to him - our first moron coming off like the blowhard neighbor across the street everyone tries to avoid at all costs.  

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okay!!

dave boyer wash times asks about his morning tweet where he said comey's testimony vindicated him.

DT: NO COLLUSION!! NO OBSTRUCTION!!! HE'S A LEAKER!! BIG PROBLEMS TO FIX - MIDDLE EAST, NORTH KOREA!!

NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, BAD BAD DEMOCRATS!!!

DT: COMEY CONFIRMED JUST WHAT I SAID (he says).  BUT SOME STUFF, NOT SO MUCH!

gah.

the Romanian prez lohanis appears to be looking at trump with either amusement or affection.  maybe our orange headed boy is promising to build a nice hotel in bucharest one of these old days.

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romanian reporter asking about security and russia!

Q: should US act under article 5?

well how de doo - here it comes:

DT answers that we're committed to article 5.  

today.

Q: what about visa waver program for romania?

DT: will be discussed.

(they're white-ish, so maybe they can come here.) 

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fake news reporter john (didn't get the last name) (who trumples says used to be nice before he ran) asks:

Q: comey said, you hoped the flynn investigation........

DT: I DIDN"T SAY THAT!! and THERE'D BE NOTHING WRONG IF I DID SAY IT!!

NO...NO LOYALTY OATH!!

WHO WOULD ASK A MAN TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE?

oh...when he was pressed, he said he would testify under oath.  :D

Q: are there tapes?  ARE THERE TAPES!!!!???

(WE WANT TAPES!!)

TAPES TAPES!!

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his head close to exploding as reporters - even romanian reporters are easing into asking less simple questions, he announces this is finished!

well okay.....that was quick. 

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on June 9, 2017 at 12:33pm

I'll pass, just as I have never seen a single episode of the Apprentice, I hope to get through the next four years without seeing or hearing the blathering Beast "45."  R&L

Comment by Foolish Monkey on June 9, 2017 at 12:50pm

I have made the sacrifice for the collective!

donations of cash or cookies gleefully accepted.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on June 9, 2017 at 12:54pm

Comment by Foolish Monkey on June 9, 2017 at 1:10pm

BRING EM!

God will like you better if you do. 

If not I will. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on June 9, 2017 at 1:11pm

gotta be made with butter though.

no crappy keeblers or oreos etc

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on June 9, 2017 at 1:49pm

**ahem**

Mayonnaise Cookies

"A rich, crisp, sugar type cookie that is easy to make. The mayonnaise takes the place of the shortening and eggs. My son says it is possibly the world's best cookie."

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/11019/mayonnaise-cookies/

Comment by Foolish Monkey on June 9, 2017 at 2:19pm

hey fuckit

eggs oil lemon whateverthefuck.  yanno smartass theres a recipe for mayonnaise cake too. 

i'll try em. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on June 9, 2017 at 2:21pm

what's going on with the main page?

Comment by JMac1949 Today on June 9, 2017 at 2:23pm

Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake is one of the very best.  Chocolate chip Peanut Butter cookies  rule!

Comment by nanatehay on June 9, 2017 at 4:50pm

I liked the part where his toupee flared a brilliantly luminous shade of orange as he said "No collusion. No obstruction." The man either has a pretty fair understanding of what he did wrong or was expressing a perfectly natural, generalized disapproval of illegal stuff. Either way, it was kinda heartrendering to see him so alone up there making those gibbering noises come out the mouthish part of his face.

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