As Comey had his say, so shall the First Dipshit.
I'll work hard to keep up but I'd advise you, if you've got a TV close by to turn it on and catch the nuance.
He's not especially subtle or nuanced, but he's dumb as a stump and wont to saying something so ridiculously self incriminating, your mouth drops open and while you gather your druthers, he says something entirely contradictory!
SO get to your TVs. And if you can't, I will make the sacrifice for you! or you can catch MSNBC or CNN or (gag) FOX later and catch bits and analysis. My thoughts in italic.
I like MSNBC, although once AGAIN, here's Brian Wilson. I don't get the fascination with him by the execs, but there he is. And next to him Nicolle Wallace, who worked for BUSH2. I like her. I have always had a soft spot for rational conservatives. and she's sharp.
HERE HE COMES!!
DT: we have much in common with Romania. (o-kay.)
he's been all over the place today, wearing his president hat: earlier he announced plenty of jobs via infrastructure spending (billions) (HA!) (get that through congress!!)
now he's meeting with the president of Romania while patting himself on the back because he went to the middle east, then europe, hamhandedly fucking with politics he doesn't understand, doing an embarrassing rhythmless dance around a garden globe with Saudi sheiks and then meeting with NATO, elbowing and scowling while insulting our allies. hey hey. what a guy.
DT yelling at the world: STOP SUPPORTING TERRORISM!!!
DT: WE HAVE NO CHOICE!!!
yes. that helps.
DT continues with plenty of drama and emoting or whatever it is he's doing up there -
DT: NOTHING LIKE IT - (all the mega $$$ pouring in from NATO allies) - EVER BEFORE!!!
DT: NO MORE FUNDING! (NATO FIXED!!)
I hadn't noticed how he constantly yells at everyone - it's all caps with this guy.
as an aside, and so I don't have to listen to his nonsensical NATO declarations and all the gazillions and other crazy delusions.
Instead I prefer to note that his hair is definitely evolving - it's lighter, flatter and sharper. maybe he has a cuisinart blade hidden in there ready to decapitate anyone who gets too close.
just biding time until the press gets to ask him questions he won't answer rationally!
DT: Romanians are making contributions to the world! (like elie weisel who's name he just mispronounced. I wonder if he ever heard of him before.)
listening to the romanian president, I confess to a moment of mad jellying. there stands the typical leader, a person who speaks like a dignified, educated human being and next to him - our first moron coming off like the blowhard neighbor across the street everyone tries to avoid at all costs.
dave boyer wash times asks about his morning tweet where he said comey's testimony vindicated him.
DT: NO COLLUSION!! NO OBSTRUCTION!!! HE'S A LEAKER!! BIG PROBLEMS TO FIX - MIDDLE EAST, NORTH KOREA!!
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, BAD BAD DEMOCRATS!!!
DT: COMEY CONFIRMED JUST WHAT I SAID (he says). BUT SOME STUFF, NOT SO MUCH!
the Romanian prez lohanis appears to be looking at trump with either amusement or affection. maybe our orange headed boy is promising to build a nice hotel in bucharest one of these old days.
romanian reporter asking about security and russia!
Q: should US act under article 5?
well how de doo - here it comes:
DT answers that we're committed to article 5.
Q: what about visa waver program for romania?
DT: will be discussed.
(they're white-ish, so maybe they can come here.)
fake news reporter john (didn't get the last name) (who trumples says used to be nice before he ran) asks:
Q: comey said, you hoped the flynn investigation........
DT: I DIDN"T SAY THAT!! and THERE'D BE NOTHING WRONG IF I DID SAY IT!!
NO...NO LOYALTY OATH!!
WHO WOULD ASK A MAN TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE?
oh...when he was pressed, he said he would testify under oath. :D
Q: are there tapes? ARE THERE TAPES!!!!???
(WE WANT TAPES!!)
his head close to exploding as reporters - even romanian reporters are easing into asking less simple questions, he announces this is finished!
well okay.....that was quick.