It's amazing! How is it possible that a President could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without the help of Stormy...I mean JACK Daniels! ha ha
But, no - a proud non-drinker, our President likes his Diet Coke - NEAT!
Sexual Assault accusers, Miss Universe peeper, Porn Star, Playboy Playmate - yet never touched the Bottle or Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Umm...
Ever since George Washington - there's always been an Open Bar in the White House just waiting for a cork to pop - instead, Teetotaler Donald Trump wets his fingers & plays "Lady of Spain" on the Wine Glasses!
There are scant few past Presidents who didn't drink alcohol - William Taft is one - but wouldn't you know it; he got stuck in his own bathtub drinkin' Tea!
But, Trump makes up for it with other vices; but failed to make it into the pages of the 2014 tongue-in-cheek book, "Party Like a President" - unless there's a sequel.
On the other hand, since Trump's Presidency will surely be annulled; the history books may well have a few blank pages from 2017-2018 - but, please Mueller no more than that!
For all you die-hard supporters; I'm sure at the very least; he'll get an asterisk:
* "It not only rained on Trump's Grand Arsenal Parade down Pennsylvania Avenue - his hair got frizzy"!
Okay, he'll always have 'The Wall' - if you like it in slabs - one in Nogales, one in Laredo, Tijuana, Zapata & one even landed in Cleveland!
(okay, Cleveland with Mountains, ha ha)
And, Trump quickly tweeted, "You can never be too sure"!
But, that's what Lawyers are for & there's so many in the White House right now; they're convicting each other just to keep busy!
Twice, they held Trump in contempt & sequestered Melania!
I don't care what anyone says; it's a bad sign when lawyers hire their own lawyers - c'mon...no one has a lawyer present when you pardon the Thanksgiving Turkey!
Personally, I think Mueller will throw the book at him after Mr. T cracks with a Nolo Contendere 'Admission-of-Gelt' at trial...
...that's when Devin Nunes runs up to the Judge in a *2nd-Hand Brown & White Rental Tux & says,
"Youse wait...I have one more Memo"!
* If you didn't see "My Cousin Vinny" - go rent it - everything but a Bloody Glove!