As Americans watch horrified at the sight and sound of sobbing children, separated from their mothers in the interest of maintaining the rule of law, President Mango Mussolini orders the formation of a sixth branch of the military, a stand alone Space Force.
The reason? To dominate space. In the absence of space aliens we already dominate space. However, it is not outer space that our president seeks to dominate. What he wishes to dominate is the empty space in the heads of his supporters. Otherwise, that space might be filled with the images of crying children separated from their parents seeking asylum.
Warning, warning, Will Robinson!