Launching Space Force Dedicated to Finding and Arresting Space Mexicans


As Americans watch horrified at the sight and sound of sobbing children, separated from their mothers in the interest of maintaining the rule of law, President Mango Mussolini orders the formation of a sixth branch of the military, a stand alone Space Force.

The reason? To dominate space. In the absence of space aliens we already dominate space. However, it is not outer space that our president seeks to dominate. What he wishes to dominate is the empty space in the heads of his supporters. Otherwise, that space might be filled with the images of crying children separated from their parents seeking asylum.


Warning, warning, Will Robinson!

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Comment by alsoknownas on June 19, 2018 at 11:51am

I watched only a couple episodes of Star Trek and similar shows, so I skipped the video but "liked" the post for "President Mango Mussolini".

Comment by koshersalaami on June 19, 2018 at 11:56am

This guy is like a rich Homer Simpson

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on June 19, 2018 at 12:28pm

In the absence of space aliens we already dominate space.

WRONG!  That's just because they haven't gotten you into a pickle by kidnapping men yet! 

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Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!  You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be to late!  Once the Male Men from Mars come calling for YOU guys!  

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Comment by Ron Powell on June 19, 2018 at 1:24pm
Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on June 19, 2018 at 3:42pm

:)    now he can be a space commander and not a mere cadet


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