Lack of Sleep May Harm Men's Sperm: A new study from Denmark determined that not getting enough sleep may harm men’s sperm, with men who slept poorly having lower sperm counts and fewer sperm that had formed correctly. I get it. Hell, my sperm always tries to get a solid eight hours of sleep, but sometimes it’s just too damned hard to sleep that long.
First Gray Wolf Seen in Grand Canyon in Decades: A rare gray wolf has recently been spotted on the north rim of the Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona in what would be the first gray wolf sighting in the park since 1940. Sadly, those who actually saw the animal say that "the old gray wolf, she ain't what she used to be."
Baltimore Most Dangerous City for Drivers: A new insurance industry survey lists Baltimore as the most dangerous city in the country for drivers. In related news, Los Angeles was listed as the most dangerous city for people who enjoy breathing.