Lab-Grown Meat Technology Drawing in Big Investors

Lab-Grown Meat Technology Drawing in Big Investors:  Tech startups are using animal stem cells to grow meat and meat processing conglomerates like Tyson and Cargill are investing heavily in the technology, even though big livestock producers are doing everything in their power to fight the technology.  Terrific, I’m all for it - assuming I can we pay for the meat with lab-grown money.

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Domino's to Offer Gluten-Free Pizza Crust:  Domino's, the world's largest delivery pizza chain, has announced plans to sell the world’s first pizza made with a gluten-free crust.  Hell, forget gluten-free - with obesity rates running at 40% - maybe they ought to think about a pizza that’s “glutton-free.”

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Vancouver’s Ban on Doorknobs Declared a Success:  City officials in Vancouver say a city ordinance passed several years ago banning doorknobs and replacing them with levers - which they say are easier for the elderly and disabled to use - has been an overwhelming success.  Perhaps, but conservatives counter that when doorknobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have doorknobs!

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Comment by koshersalaami on December 17, 2018 at 11:43pm

I like the idea of only outlaws having doorknobs. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 18, 2018 at 12:53am

Most people do (lol).

Comment by alsoknownas on December 18, 2018 at 8:16am

I got a doorknob from a guy that hangs out by the Ace Hardware store.

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 18, 2018 at 8:29am

Dangerous place to be hanging.  There's people packing doorknobs there.

Comment by Tom Cordle on December 18, 2018 at 10:00am

We already have lab-grown money – it's called Bitcoin.

Glutton-free is UnAmerican

They can have my knob, when they pry it from my cold dead hands!

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 18, 2018 at 10:11am

You're a great American Tom!

Comment by Tom Cordle on December 18, 2018 at 11:32am

Johnny, are you accusing me of being a glutton? :-)

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 18, 2018 at 1:04pm

Yes, but only in the most respectful manner Tom.

Comment by Tom Cordle on December 18, 2018 at 2:24pm

To make amends, I suggest you send me a gift certificate for a meal at the Hog-trough Buffet.

Comment by koshersalaami on December 19, 2018 at 5:53am

So does Vancouver now have a bad neighborhood called Knob Hill?

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