L.A. Goes Crazy After ‘UFO' Lights Up The Sky: Angelenos thought the end was near this past Friday when they looked up and saw something that appeared to be an iridescent alien ship exploding across the sky. Time to calm down people! It was just Santa making a practice run - although I’m the first to admit that I initially thought it might be a giant condom.
Leaked Emails Force Miss America Officials to Resign: There prominent Miss America officials have resigned after emails revealed ridiculing of women for their appearance, intellect and sex lives. Makes you wonder, just who in the hell do they think they are talking about people like that - President Donald Trump?
Drunk Driver Leads Cops on Car Chase to Finish Big Mac: A drunken Ohio man admitted to police that he led them on a car chase in order to buy enough time to finish the Big Mac he had just purchased. Police say he was driving so fast, it was hard to catsup with him, but I guess that’s what happens when you get that pickled.