Kentucky Claims Gay Marriage Threatens State’s Birth Rates: Republican legislators in Kentucky claim their ban on gay marriage should be retained because gay marriage threatens the stability of the state's birth rates. Who they trying to kid? Hell, in a state like Kentucky, sheep and horses pose a bigger threat to birth rates than gay marriage ever will.
Sears Reportedly Preparing to File for Bankruptcy Protection: It’s being reported that Sears Holdings Corp is preparing to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection in the coming days following years of declining sales, casting doubt over the survival of what was once the world’s largest retailer. I guess with all the online competition from Amazon, its getting harder and harder for Sears to make a decent Roebuck.
Scientists Shocked to Find that Our Sun’s Almost Perfectly Round: Scientists say they are amazed to discover that new data show that the sun is an almost perfectly round ball. New data? Hell, why didn’t they just step outside their office one afternoon and take a look up in the sky?