Kavanaugh Hearing Making Some Take Defensive Measures: In light of the recent testimony in the Kavanaugh hearings, I thought it might be prudent to make a preemptive strike and post a picture of me along with a reputable female who has agreed to vouch for the uncommonly high moral standards I maintained while in high school back in Canton, Ohio.
Study Claims Vegan Diet Best Way to Save Planet: According to a major new study, adopting a vegan diet (a diet free from animal products such as meat, eggs and all dairy products) is the best way to protect the planet. Of course, the down side is that if aliens ever visit our planet and ask us if we “got milk?” - we’d have to tell them “no, but we’d be more than happy to offer you a glass of unsweetened, almond milk at just 30 calories per cup.”
Marijuana Use Stable While Support For Legalization Grows: Support for legalizing marijuana for recreational and medical use is growing nationwide, but a recent Gallup survey found that this shift hasn't correlated with an increase in reported use of the drug. Perhaps, but as far as I’m concerned - marijuana use is something which should remain simply between you and the Frito-Lay Corporation.