My last post was very heavy so I wanted to show the "our salon" readers that I also have a twisted sense of humor.
It's Saturday morning and I'm trying my best to settle down and write but first I have to check facebook, then oursalon, then twitter, then...
In the middle of all this social hub hopping, I noticed this advertisement for Christian singles:
Is it just me or is she scary? Sort of Alien-head-ish.
And why is she wearing a wedding dress? Did she show up for her first date in that dress? Why is she squinting her eyes? And, is that a photo flaw or is she curling the left side of her lip like a rabid dog?
Clicking "BROWSE for FREE" feels like a trap. DON'T DO IT!!!
If you had to choose between SINGLE CHRISTIAN in wedding gown and ANASTASIA in a red dress who would it be?
And what's the better tag line (or whatever you advertising geniuses call it)...
"Genuine and affectionate women" or "find God's match for you" ?
And if being a "senior" Christian means having the skin of a 35 year old, then I'm going to start drinking holy water.
Jill looks more like Dan's daughter than his "life partner." And what is it about Christians wearing white? Do they own any other colors? Is black or navy allowed?
This women/child, didn't even bother to put on a shirt. Are we to assume that she too is a Christian because of her white undershirt? And WHAT is free to look at? And why doesn't she just go to the pep rally to meet a guy?
Look how much fun this one is having on OKCUPID.COM. White, white everywhere! Even her computer is white. It's like she's floating on a cloud of happiness. My pragmatic attitude makes me question why the bottoms of her feet are dirty? Why her champagne is not bubbling? Why no one removed the thorns from her rose? And why her sheets are so crumpled? Is a lily-white vibrator tucked under there?
What is the ONE thing all these single women have in common (besides white attire)?
They're all BLONDE! Why is that? My best guess is that these toe-heads took the "blondes have more fun" phrase to heart and somehow lost their way. Were they too busy having fun to settle down? If so, what made them change their mind?
And what the hell is going on at WHENWOMENCHEAT.COM? (Blonde hair, no clothes)
This vixen claims, "I cheated on MY man, several times in 30 days! WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT MEN!!!" Clearly she's excited about it.
According to MARRYMESUGARDADDY.COM there are over 5,349 registered members in my town alone!
It's the crazy monkey in me that MUST...KEEP...SEARCHING! Surely there must be a dating site that supports roots of a different color?
My persistance paid off - I finally found one...
Now SHE is lovely AND this non-christian is sporting navy. Coincidence? I think not.
Brilliant! Hands down the best internet dating site name of all times.
Jew = juicy
Jew = Clever
photo's courtesy of google search