Judge Orders 30-Year-Old Man to Vacate Parents' Home

Judge Orders 30-Year-Old Man to Vacate Parents' Home:  A State Supreme Court judge ruled in favor of the parents of a 30-year-old man who had been living rent-free in his parents' Syracuse-area home for the past eight years, after his parents took him to court to have him evicted.  As for me - on the other hand - I began sensing it was time to move out toward the end of my senior year in high school, when my mom started wrapping my lunch sandwiches in road maps.

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Produce Executive Pleads Guilty to Price Fixing:  Frederick Scott Salyer, a member of one of California’s best known farming families and the founder of SK Foods, has been released early after serving three years in prison for price-fixing fruit and vegetables.  After passing sentence, the judge asked Salyer “so how do you like them apples?”

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Texas School’s Science Experiment Backfires:  A school in Texas had to be evacuated after a science experiment backfired.  Angry school board members demanded that the teacher be immediately fired.  Not because the experiment backfired, but for teaching science in Texas.

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on May 24, 2018 at 5:21am

I think parents suing their own child to get them out of their house is ridiculous...  that's what cattle prods are for!

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Comment by Johnny Robish on May 24, 2018 at 6:32am

Well said Amy!

Comment by moki ikom on May 24, 2018 at 11:13am

The son should appeal and countersue.  There's gotta be a lawyer or two out there who'd argue the son has lived in and spent more of life life in the family home than his parents and his parents would be just as happy living at a facility with folks bearing a similar expiration date.

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 24, 2018 at 11:49am

Haha!

Comment by marshall bjohnson on May 25, 2018 at 12:16pm

Typical Upstate NY dysfunction. Sexual and emotional anorectics need the court to sort thru their dirty laundry...White flight fuck-ups weigh options if reverse mortgage while looking to continue to watch screens incessantly...This bozo has a 300k suit against bestbuy because they made him works Saturday s

Comment by koshersalaami on May 25, 2018 at 12:38pm

Syracuse is where we go when we want real mall

Comment by marshall bjohnson on May 25, 2018 at 12:47pm

Destiny is beyond crass 

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 25, 2018 at 12:53pm

Thanks for all your comments my friends!

Comment by J.P. Hart on May 25, 2018 at 1:42pm

This Liebfraumilch is for ya's (you can't make this stuff up)

Fresh purple tat on my index finger, guys.  Not confident enough to type jurisprudence with a string of question marks ??????? Where's the boy supposed to live? In his VW van? What with gasoline going up day after day?

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