** "Jewish Alps" is a term for the summer resort hotels of the Catskill Mountains in upstate New York. A popular vacation spot from the 1920's - 1970's serving 3 sumptuous meals a day, Simon Sez, sports, dancing, romancing & comedy talent. And, they served Matzo Ball Soup & cold Borscht!
I don't want to beet around the bush - but Russians do have a sense of humor. And, one of those jokesters just climbed up on stage...
"And now, straight from "The Kiev Kiosk" - here's the top female comic in the USSR - Buffy Korsekov"!
You guessed it - my comedy idols are the Marx Brothers - Groucho & Karlo!
I don't need this you know - I could go home & clean...Missiles!
It's so cold - babies are born with an electrical cord!
I'm not kidding - it's so cold we wear mittens in foreplay!
Our blankets have 2 Settings - 3 Dog Night & Olga!
I see I found the level of this crowd!
In Russia, we have magazine just like Cosmopolitan with catchy subtitles on the cover:
"The Ugly Flat Stomach...how to get rid of it forever"!
"Fat Cells - the gift that keeps on giving"!
And, "You're Not Just Getting Better...you're getting bigger"!
What do I think of Mrs. Trump? Ha...I've seen more meat in broth!
My last gig was "The Mike Flynn Lifetime Achievement Dinner" - no caviar...Turkey on a Ritz!
This is a tough crowd!
I dated the 2 Sergei's after they visited the White House & both said the same thing. "Great acoustics & sound levels"!
Don't laugh - that's normal Pillow Talk in Russia!
Just kidding - I was doing this entire routine phonetically & wouldn't know a cahoot from a back channel!
Start the car, Igor!
Folks - catch me next week at "The Beluga Bathhouse" - first 10 tickets get Golden Showers!
I've been great - thank you very much!
Happy to say this can also be seen in "Humor Times Magazine" but with more Hecklers!