Jenna Jameson Claims Keto Diet Gave Her Facelift

Jenna Jameson Claims Keto Diet Gave Her Facelift:  After losing 80 pounds with the Keto diet, former adult film star and avid Trump supporter Jenna Jameson - is claiming that the popular diet not only helped her lose weight, but also turned back the clock and basically gave her a facelift.  

Wow, that Keto diet must be amazing.  In addition to smoothing out her complexion, it also changed the shape of her nose, the thickness of her eyebrows, lowered her cheekbones and changed her eye color.  Now that’s one helluva diet!  And looking at her face, it kind of makes me wonder - is Botox part of the Keto diet?  

Why, she looks almost good enough to be in one those porn movies.  Next thing you know, President Trump will be paying her a visit.  Now, in all fairness, I honestly don’t know a whole lot about the Keto diet or Ms. Jameson, but what I do know is that everybody looks better after you’ve had some “Jameson Whiskey.”  So come on everybody - "bottoms up!" - so to speak.

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Comment by Tom Cordle on December 13, 2018 at 10:59pm

It also changed her hair color – at least on top. I'd say she went for the Ivanka plastic look, so you may be right about tRump paying her a visit. Or maybe it'll be the other way around, and she can pay him a conjugal visit in prison.

Comment by Ron Powell on December 14, 2018 at 5:41am

"Next thing you know, President Trump will be paying her a visit. " 

....and a tidy sum of cash to keep it quiet...

Comment by Tom Cordle on December 14, 2018 at 8:37am

Did anyone else notice that the picture on the left resembles Maria Butina, while the picture on the right looks like Ivanka? Coincidence? I think not.

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 14, 2018 at 9:05am

Interesting

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