Jeff Bezos Reportedly Dating Former News Anchor Lauren Sanchez

Jeff Bezos Reportedly Dating Former News Anchor Lauren Sanchez:  Hours after announcing that he and his wife of 25 years MacKenzie planned to divorce, it’s been reported that Amazon billionaire CEO Jeff Bezos has moved on and is seeing former news anchor Lauren Sanchez.  Wow, same-day new girlfriend delivery?  That Amazon Prime is really turning into a helluva service.

Trump Walks Out of Shutdown Meeting After Dems Say No Wall Money:  Talks between President Trump and congressional Democrats aimed at ending the partial government shutdown collapsed in acrimony and disarray, with the president walking out of the White House meeting and calling it “a total waste of time” after Democrats rejected his demand for border-wall funding.  Afterward, the Republicans claimed they’re fully willing to negotiate - they’ve agreed to call the “wall” a “barrier.”  Now that's what I call a willingness to compromise.  On the other hand, why even bother negotiating with Trump when Rush Limbaugh and Laura Ingraham have veto power over any agreement?

Scientists Detect Mysterious Radio Signals From Distant Galaxy:  Astronomers say they’ve detected mysterious bursts of radio signals from a distant galaxy over 1.5 billion miles away.  Seriously - they’re really picking up signals from 1.5 billion miles away?  Then how about explaining to me why AT&T can’t even get it together to give me a couple of lousy bars of reception for my iPhone.

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Comment by moki ikom on January 10, 2019 at 1:25am

amazing deja vu again and again JR, , but... let's keep our spatial parameters in order... there's such thing as billions of miles (aka kilometers in another metric) distant and billions of light years miles away from Earth 1.0G distant from our current reality.

Comment by moki ikom on January 10, 2019 at 1:41am

Our Sun's Pluto is just a few billion miles away from our solar system's Life sustainer.

Comment by koshersalaami on January 10, 2019 at 3:16am

You’re right about scale. It has to be light years. A billion miles is about 1 1/2 light hours. 

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 10, 2019 at 10:14am

How totally superficial – she'll marry him for his looks

A total waste of time – this from a faux president who spends a third of his time golfing, a third watching Fux News, and a third tweeting lies. Hairball should just keep walking – say to Davos. Since he thinks he's God, let him prove it – walk on water, Fatboy!

One and a half billion miles, and I'm still stuck with satellite Internet after twenty years living here in BFE! Priorities, gents, priorities!

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 10, 2019 at 10:45am

Hi guys- yea, I agree.  That has to be light years.  I just copy/pasted the story because it gave me a joke and too quickly went from there.  

Comment by Maui Surfer on January 10, 2019 at 6:18pm

Bezos' ex-wife gets rid of him AND gets sixty billion bucks ... double indemnity ... she will become the richest woman on Earth

Comment by J.P. Hart on January 11, 2019 at 3:03am

All this and $200,000 + what? 2.8%? will getcha an annual membership for Mar-A-Lago. I'd wisenheimer further but the website opulence made me squint. Green fees I bet by gosh by golly. Fearless is K-king of the W-wedge. I'll leave it right 'der ~~~ lest I divest to rhyme incorporating hedge roll, baby roll...or's it row. Egg roll??


Comment by Johnny Robish on January 11, 2019 at 9:31am



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