JARED KUSHNER Voted under the Name 'JAROLDINE'!

Voter Registration records show Donald Trump's daughter-in- (I mean son-in-law), Jared Kushner registered as a woman!

What difference does it make - he didn't vote as a man too!  That would've only been 2 votes.  And, what's 1 fake vote. 

It's not as if Russia gave him a complimentary Genital Change as a freebee for helping them.

Who cares...that his skin is smoother than mine --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he borrowed his wife's Angora Sweater --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he shaves his legs & underarms too --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he loves to cook, sew & wash out unmentionables --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he has PMS & curls up in a ball sometimes --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he snapped when his own father went to prison for Hooker Tape Retaliation against his brother-in-law --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he went a little coo-coo watching his father-in-law's unnatural affection for his daughter

-- as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he tells his children - 'She's never home...call me Mommy and Daddy' --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

Who cares...if he just needs new glasses & made an innocent mistake --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

And, who cares...if he borrowed his wife's shoes & Angora Sweater --

as long as Ivanka loves him!

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Comment by marilyn sands on October 2, 2017 at 12:50pm

Geez - I posted this satire last night BEFORE all this Las Vegas stuff...

Is it 'Guns' again?  Let's see if Trump steps up...

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