Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY

Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY:  Records show White House senior adviser and Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner has been registered to vote in New York as a woman for the past eight years.

Initially, everyone simply wrote the whole thing off as a clerical error - that is until White House staffers reported hearing Shania Twain’s “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” blasting out of Kushner’s West Wing office.  

And talk about a Republican's worst nightmare, it almost sounds as if a certain someone may have been using the “wrong” bathroom for the last eight years.  That’s not gonna sit very well with the President’s loyal evangelical followers.  It’s almost enough to make them forget about all those kneeling NFL players. 

That said, checking female on your voter registration form could have some pretty serious implications, like Republicans may demand that Kushner only be paid 80% of his current salary - and it’s a sure bet when he attends some of those White House staff meetings, President Trump will begin touching him in some pretty creepy ways.  On a positive note though, he’ll now be eligible to apply for a Saudi Arabian driver’s license.

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Comment by moki ikom on September 28, 2017 at 2:11pm

Maybe she/he has a cross-dressing wardrobe that he/she uses just on election day and/or is registered to vote in another state as well but as a male voter.

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 28, 2017 at 5:32pm

I believe you're on to something!

Comment by Rodney Roe on September 29, 2017 at 5:07am

Is this for real?

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 29, 2017 at 5:18am

Yes, all my jokes are from real news stories

Comment by Rodney Roe on September 29, 2017 at 10:22am

I looked it up.  The election officials charged it to clerical error.  Shania knows.

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 29, 2017 at 1:17pm

Just to clarify, I always assumed the form labeling him as female was in error, but I assumed you were asking if the story itself was real or if I just made it up.  

Comment by Rodney Roe on September 29, 2017 at 1:29pm

You were right.  I wondered if (A) the story was true and (B) I wanted to know if Jared was actually a cross dresser.  A is true, B is to our knowledge false.

Comment by koshersalaami on September 29, 2017 at 1:42pm

You know that either of you can delete the duplicate comments, right?

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 29, 2017 at 3:31pm

Yea - and the duplicate comments are the result of the fact that it is no longer apparent whether or not one's comment posted!

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