Jared Kushner Loses Top-Secret Security Clearance

Jared Kushner Loses Top-Secret Security Clearance:  Politico is reporting that White House senior advisor Jared Kushner has had his top security clearance downgraded.

A Kushner spokesperson downplayed the change in status, pointing out that his security clearance has simply been downgraded from “top secret” to “Russian Collaborator” - which is basically the same as most other White House staffers.  

In the interim, Mr. Kushner - who had been busy working on a Middle East peace agreement, will now be assigned the task of trying to resolve the long-running feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.


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Comment by alsoknownas on February 28, 2018 at 8:24am

He always looks to me like the kid that couldn't qualify for his Wolf badge in Cub Scouts. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on February 28, 2018 at 9:04am

That face has "Republican Youth" and "position of privilege" written all over it.

Comment by koshersalaami on February 28, 2018 at 12:55pm

It really does


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