Ivanka Trump Closes Down Her Fashion Line: First daughter Ivanka Trump announced she will be closing down her fashion line to focus solely on advising in her father’s White House. I have a great idea - perhaps Ivanka could now focus her “fashion designer skills” on making fashionable prison garb for herself, her family and the rest of the White House staff.
Giuliani Calls Michael Cohen a Scumbag and Traitor on CNN: During a 32-minute rambling, incoherent interview on CNN, Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani called Michael Cohen a traitor and “scumbag” and claimed (without any evidence) that Cohen had doctored the tapes he turned over to special counsel Robert Mueller. Giuliani reminds me of a guy who has taken to hiding his own Easter eggs - and yet he still can’t manage to find any of them! Trump and Giuliani are like a comedy team - without a straight man. How quickly he’s gone from being “America’s mayor” to “America's crazy uncle.” I think its about time to secure him in an adult diaper, hand him a bowl of warmed applesauce, a nice cup of hot chocolate and wheel him into the nursing home dayroom and to watch old reruns of Mayberry R.F.D.
Study Finds Your Alcoholic Beverage Choice Reveals How You Vote: According to a new survey, your favorite alcoholic beverage says a lot about the way you vote, with Democrats more likely to reach for Absolut, Grey Goose or Stolichnaya vodkas, while Republicans tend to prefer Beefeater, Crown Royal and Jim Beam. On the other hand, people who drink Jägermeister are basically incapable of even finding their polling place, let alone vote.