I've been back a few times, promising another chapter in the incredible adventures of the Velvet Jesus people and the community in which they reside.
And I was all ready to post another chapter today, in fact.
But I hit a glitch in my editing software. Apparently a recent update has left me... well... slightly adrift on the legendary fecal creek without a means of propulsion.
But I swear on that soft, crimson velvety painting of that poor, swarthy boy that I will have this... ah... well, the proper word would be "rectified" but after the above reference to said waterway, maybe I'll just say "fixed".
Thanks for bearing with me.
As John Irving so famously said, "Keep passing the open windows".
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