Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections:

Irish Town Complains Viagra Factory Fumes Giving Men Erections:  Despite repeated company denials, the residents of Ringaskiddy, Ireland are claiming that its citizens have been prone toward unwanted erections and arousal ever since Pfizer started manufacturing the ED drug Viagra in their community back in 1998.  Experts say that even if it were true, it would be really “hard” to prove because the erection rumors are being met with stiff opposition from the scientific community.  In response, local officials caution that if your erection lasts over four hours, consider moving to another town.

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NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Signs $200M Contract Extension:  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has signed a five-year, $200 million contract extension to remain in his role through 2024.  And, to add to all the fun - Congress just gave him a brand new tax break on that $200 million.

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Duck-Dinosaur Hybrid Baffles Scientists:  Scientists announced the discovery of a rather puzzling new carnivorous dinosaur that walked like an ostrich, could swim like a penguin with its flippers, had a bill like a duck, a neck like a swan, all topped-off with killer claws and teeth like a crocodile.  While jubilant scientists were expressing excitement over the scientific implications of the find, Trump supporters were thinking “and just in time for duck season!”

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Comment by Tom Cordle on December 7, 2017 at 8:13am

Any truth to the rumor that Trump intends to move to Ringaskiddy after he's impeached and removed from office?

Roger the Dodger is living proof of the validity of the Peter Principle – and also proof that shit floats

And here we thought the platypus was evidence God had a sense of humor. This ducky dinosaur is yet another example of the dangers of inbreeding. If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, this dinosaur is a duck designed by a Republican committee . [rimshot, rimshot, rimshot, etc]

Comment by Maui Surfer on December 8, 2017 at 11:25am

Too bad that duck isn't still around, would make those "Duck Dynasty" so called hunters a bit of a more even match.

As for Ringaskiddy, round up the Point Dume Ladies Club and when do we leave?

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