Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot: Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it's only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots. While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like - do you raise the kids to be iOS or Android? Or, should the sex robot’s lithium-ion batteries happen to catch fire during pregnancy, do you try and save the child or your house? And finally, is it OK to pay female sex robots only 70% of what male sex robots make?
Lions in South Africa Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher: According to a report out of South Africa, a suspected poacher was found dead last week after being killed and partially eaten by lions. Wow, Bon Appetite, guys! Talk about “justice being served!” Guess we don’t need to ask who got the lion’s share of him - they ALL did. Ironically, authorities say the lions only ate about half of the poacher - which seems kind of wasteful to me. I mean, that’s almost enough meat to feed a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer for an entire week.
Donald Trump Declares He’s Totally Opposed to Domestic Violence: After praising his former staff secretary Rob Porter who was forced to resign after his two ex-wives accused him of domestic violence, Donald Trump finally addressed the issue, telling reporters that he is “totally opposed to domestic violence.” Well hopefully, that little confession won’t totally disillusion his hard-core followers. I mean - come on! If being a pompous, narcissistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, traitorous, sleazy grifter of a crook isn’t enough for them - just what is?