Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target

Internet Abuzz After Fans Spot Beyoncé Shopping at Target:  Yahoo reports the internet is abuzz after pictures surfaced of Beyoncé walking down the aisle shopping at an LA Target store wearing an orange jumpsuit and tiny sunglasses.  Gee, she looks like just your average Target shopper, casually walking down the aisle with several bodyguards pushing her cart behind her.  Makes you wonder how anyone could have figured out it was her.  Now I have no idea what she bought, but I do know that orange jumpsuit would look pretty damn good on Donald Trump.

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FIJI Water Woman Steals Show on Golden Globes Red Carpet:  There were, of course, many big stars at the Golden Globes, but everyone is saying the person who really stole the show was the FIJI water woman, who managed to photobomb herself into just about every pic that was taken on the red carpet that evening.  And who can blame her?  After all, she had to fly here all the way from Fiji - she may as well just make the most of it.

 

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Incredible Sea Monster Dinosaur Skull Revealed in 3D:  Scientists say the intact skull of a ferocious sea creature who lived some 200 million years ago - and who scientists say was found with it’s skull well-preserved on a farm over 60-years ago, has finally been properly identified after all these years as Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis.  Yea well, did it ever occur to any of these scientists that if they didn’t always give these beasts such smarty-pants names like Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis - maybe they’d be able to identify them a little faster?

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Comment by Tom Cordle on January 9, 2019 at 10:33am

When Beyonce shows up at Walmart, THAT will be news.

When you were a kid, did you ever think people would pay more money for a bottle of water than for a Coke?

Protoichthyosaurus prostaxalis - sounds like a fish story to me

Comment by moki ikom on January 9, 2019 at 12:42pm

t, i remember the only bottled water at the supermarket that was nothing super compared to today's superdupermarkets where then the bottled water was distilled water for my mothers iron in a gallon plastic jug costing around a quarter or so, i don't remember, but in texas of all places gas wars between public gasoline dispensers' giant signs showing for instance 24.9 could start a price war between some independent gas station owners themselves or between the independent and the franchised stations, either way, until finally the newly arrived inconvenience stores -without attendants to pump fuel, muchless check your oil and water and wash your windshield and you never had to or wanted to get out of the car- installed gas pumps which for awhile there in indian-keeper country kept gallon prices a reasonably affordable nineteen point nine per gallon of leaded gas though usually when the price per gallon was in that range it seemed the legacy independents among them just stuck it to the newcomers invading, swarming their territorial legacy like biblical locust plagues...  apparently the independent gas stations knew they'd have to fold no matter what in price wars, in competing against the t$unami corporate gasoholics there in that "all the native peoples are long since exterminated" heart of texas, huaco... so the independents would post 19.6,, meanwhile per gallon price of distilled water never varied and stayed around a quarter, the same as a loaf of bread which now at a minimum here are double the price of a gallon of gas.  All in all over this last half century or so the status quo for our gasoholism is unchanged but for being just a lot more of the same thing but at clearly ruinous costs.

'- ... gas price wars, competing against a t$unami of corporate gasoholics there in that "all the native peoples are long since exterminated" Heart of Texas, Washington on the Brazos, huaco... the original name for the brown skinned folks whose bodies made texas great floating down the brazos as their land was .. was what? taken over by the righteoUS murdering and thievery? zionized it's called in the middle east and neighborhood around isrealHell.

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