shoes?  really?  we're talking about her shoes and hats?

so lets play LIMBO - and see - how LOW can you go?  apparently, no depths are too low to plunder, particularly when it comes to women.  FACT - she is not the president.  she's just the lady wearing the haute couture. 

the fact that she manned up and accompanied her husband to a disaster area in the midst of a mega storm eludes.  I'm not going to dump on prior first women because before Melania first ladies didn't do disasters. They remained back at the big house keeping the homefires burning.  So thanks to FLMT from now on, first partners will be expected to show up at disasters along with the first guy or gal wearing the hat and jacket that says PRESiDENT NUMBER WHATEVER. 

Okay - re: the really stupid hat.  I don't for one minute believe this was her idea of appropriate flotus wear.   If past behavior is any indicator, she would have been much happier in something designer, super fashionable, ridiculously expensive, very sharp and in line with the snazzy tailored slacks/crisp white shirt ensemble and her brand new, immaculate white sneaks.  

Try to remember - the idiot is different person.  She is Melania!  First wife and trump pronounced supermodel, reluctant spokesmodel, classier (and it's been said nicer) than can be expected of anyone married to the idiot, not batting an eyelash at his inanities (or perhaps there's a language barrier) (or maybe she just blocks it out as a form of self preservation), stupid outfit wearer if the occasion or first idiot demands it of her.  Try to recall the weird penthousey ensemble she was required to drape herself in over a grand piano for a spread when a girly magazine did a profile on still civilian Trump. 

I think this business of wearing clothing identifying the wearer as president or veep or whatever started with bush 2 - which was the first I recall seeing PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES sewn on a piece of clothing - re: the bomber GWB was wearing on the aircraft carrier along with his sock padded genital area  I also recall laughing out loud and asking my husband if the shrub was wearing the labeled jacket to remind him of his name and job description.   I had never seen a president wear something like that.  way goofy.

Obama, bless his heart at least had the class to request that his clothing be embroidered with very small lettering, so you'd have to be right on top of it to make out the name and title.  He had too much class to rub your nose in the fact that he was pres and you weren't.  I imagine he was smart enough to assume you knew who he was.

Now we have the trumps.  I hate to point this out, but Melania is the highlight of that team.  Try to cherish her. 

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Comment by Token on September 2, 2017 at 2:05pm

My grandmother always told me, If you can't think of anything bad to say, criticize their shoes

Comment by Foolish Monkey on September 2, 2017 at 2:16pm

I think Melania is fun to watch.  It could be that I'm desperate for something to look at in that white house that doesn't scare the shit out of me.  I hope she doesn't turn out to be FLOTUS DEAREST or something awful. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on September 2, 2017 at 2:16pm

Token your avatar is unnerving.  

Comment by Anna Herrington on September 2, 2017 at 2:45pm

I have no issue with Melania on the surface of it, really, seems to me she didn't ask for FLOTUS status and is stuck with it unless she wants to leave. My guess is she won't, at least until Baron is grown. My issue that day was the commercialization of the optics, using Harvey disaster for available Trump merchandise with free advertising, now on sale at or whatever his site is... and I doubt that was her idea. but who knows.

Once I read she speaks seven languages and at home in Slovenia way back in the day, she stayed home on Saturday nights and read or studied, that aided any positive opinion I have of her ....and then the photo of her dad seems eerily similar in looks and character to her current husband.... I don't know, who knows whether she's made her peace, or is boiling underneath, or is also racist - she's certainly not impulsive - or is madly in love/denial... 

Like you, I hope she's not really Mommy Dearest.

A little Fatal Attraction okay....?  ; )  

and Donald's the rabbit?

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on September 2, 2017 at 2:49pm

She is Melania!  First wife and trump pronounced supermodel, reluctant spokesmodel, classier (and it's been said nicer)

Nope.   Not reluctant, classier NOR "nicer".   She has been part and partial with his vileness for WAY back.  She has enjoyed all the the glitz and bling he's given her and she has spoken her own lines of utter bullshit, for example:

She is FAAAAR from faultless (or even only slightly so) and, I'm "sorry" (channeling my inner TM), but looking like she is doing a remake of "Top Gun Does Flood Watch Barbie" by wearing fucking Louboutins to a natural disaster (not to mention Donny Dumbass wearing light tan fucking pants!) and THEN returning today wearing fucking snake skin Blahniks?  Jesus!

Comment by Foolish Monkey on September 2, 2017 at 2:52pm

I do believe - just on instinct and a few clues - that she despises him.  I think she'd leave him but she's sort of stuck in this no man's land of highest echelon politics.  it's powerful and it's big money, biggest money.

my guess - she has nothing to do with any of the nuts and bolts. he isnt taking advice from anyone, much less his wife.   her job appears to be to give the idiot back rubs and to look and dress like they have more money than god.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on September 2, 2017 at 2:55pm

P.S.  Not to ONLY bash Melania footwear thing, but I wouldn't want Emelda "Shoe Fetish" Marcos as FLOTUS either.  

Comment by greenheron on September 2, 2017 at 3:15pm

I had the EXACT SAME vid embed code to post, but Amy beat me to it! So there’s that, at 1:40, her advancing that birther crap about Obama to Joy Behar.  

Sigh. I guess I’ll have to go with the $51,000.00 Dolce and Gabbana jacket then. Not a great choice to represent America (and American women) at the G7. 

Not feeling the sorries for Melania. She looks out for herself. To say she can’t make her own decisions and does what Trump wants disses women generally. She should be held accountable, same as her husband, for her choices. Wearing that hat and those Louboutins was gross, as gross as Louise Linton and her #designers.

Comment by greenheron on September 2, 2017 at 3:20pm

And since some may be wondering how I know about designer fashion when I'm such a prole, I was a window designer for many years, and crammed couture jackets and tied designer shoes on mannequin feet with fishing line and got sent to NY to stare at Bergdorf's windows and come back and do less expensive versions.

Comment by Foolish Monkey on September 2, 2017 at 3:22pm

Well, there you go. guilty of being married to the shit and parroting wanting to see the birth certificate. I think he's despicable but as far as either of them being political heavyweights - nuh uh.  and as for her - is that it?  is that the extent of the evil?  wanting to see the birth certificate?  or is it screwing the idiot?

come on...this is all political hate bullshit.  hate hate hate.  we can't hate him enough. its gotta extend to the woman and kid.  

to me it's a bit of a stretch, this emelda shit. EMELDA was one evil twat.  is every political wife who wears designer clothes our very own emeldas?  or just republican who do republicans?  

but what about jackie?  no no, never jackie - she was a saint.  OUR saint. 

what about the bush women? they wore designer clothes, just not ostentatious haute couture. 

I can wrap my brain around this business of hating because of association but honestly, I really don't.  

because it's sort of what was done to women who collaborated with nazis and fascists during the war.   when he's finally impeached or thrown out or his time runs out, shall we tar and feather her for fun?  make her run the gauntlet wearing her louboutins?

come on.  you can do better than this.  


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